Funny Christmas cards Australia — FAQs
1. How long will it take for my novelty Christmas card to arrive?
We have a couple of different shipping options: Standard shipping = 4 to 8 days (plus 1 to 4 days printing time) Express shipping = 2 to 3 days (plus 1 to 4 days printing time) We try to get our cards out as quickly as possible. But to ensure yours arrives on time, we recommend ordering it as early as you can.
2. Can I return one of your Christmas cards?
You sure can, provided it's been 14 days or less since you purchased it. And of course, it needs to be unused and in its original condition. We’ll be happy to provide you with a full refund if you meet these requirements.
3. Who designs your funny Xmas cards?
Our marketing baboons come up with the clever ideas for our naughty Christmas cards. Every few years we put them into a room together, throw in loads of bananas and assorted nuts, and lock the door for 12 hours. When we unlock the door, they almost always emerge with a series of hilarious new ideas. Except in 2016. But we don’t like to talk about that. Once we have our ideas, our design baboons create the graphics in Monkeyshop or Illustrator or whatever it is they use. They only do it once though because they are strongly against making any kind of change to their designs, and we haven’t been able to persuade them otherwise. They do an excellent job regardless. Finally, when our naughty Christmas cards are made up and ready for printing, we send them to our Aussie printing partner who produces immense batches of them, ready to be sold to you. You can find all of these cards listed above, and we try to come up with new designs fairly frequently.
4. What are your funniest and most unique Christmas cards?
We’re not about to tell you what’s funny and what isn’t—pick a card that you think the person will like the most! But if we had to choose, we’d probably select our boozy bin chicken because they’re not only an Aussie trash-loving icon, but the card also contains a glorious pun. And if there’s one thing we like, it’s puns. And these are the ultimate in funny Australian Christmas cards. Coming in close second is naked Santa coyly suggesting that his d**k is your Christmas present. Who the hell wouldn’t laugh at that? Unluckily for you, he only comes once a year. Unless you can give him some extra encouragement. It could turn out to be a really really good Christmas, especially if Santa decides to get his elves involved.
5. Can I pick up my naughty Christmas cards locally?
If you’re a Brisbane-ite, yessiree! We’re based in the Gabba. All you need to do is select “pick up” as your delivery method and we’ll send an email when your order’s ready to be collected. Simple as.