Studies* show, if you're vaccinated & caffeinated you are 97% less likely to be affected by 5G signals! *Studies were conducted by actual baboons.
Black stone wash finish. 100% combed cotton, regular fit, sleeveless tank, raw armhole edges. Light weight, 140 GSM, ribbed crew neck, double needle bottom hem, preshrunk to minimise shrinkage
🦘✅ 100% Australian Owned ✅ Aussie Designers ✅ Aussie Printers
𝟗𝟖% 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤*!
Ordered the wrong size? No problem! Shoot us an email or call within 14 days of receiving your spicy merch and we will organise an exchange.
Not at least 98% happy with your merch? Then we are not happy either. Contact us within 14 days of receiving and we will provide you with a full refund.
All returned items must be unworn and unwashed for us to process an exchange or refund.
Our baboons prepare or print your products within 1-4 business days from Brisbane, Australia. Please allow for production time + shipping time.
All shipping is done via Australia PostStandard service = 4-8 business days for delivery Express service = 2-3 business days for delivery*Rural locations may take longer