Bouquet of Cocks 🐓💐🍆- 3D Inappropriate Greeting Card

Flowers are so outdated these days, when was the last time you saw a flower give someone as much pleasure as one of these bad boys?? How about a whole bouquet of them!? (I'd be concerned if anyone had ever actually seen a bouquet of these but whatever floats your boat...)

Got a partner/mate who's earned a lovely surprise? This 3D greeting card is just the ticket! When opened, they are greeted with an entire bouquet of... you know. It's the perfect funny gesture for a good laugh and a bit of cheeky fun. Cheers to bringing smiles with a card that's anything but ordinary!

Perfect Occasions:

Valentine's day card, Dirty birthday cards, funny Anniversary cards, adult 3D greeting cards couples, inappropriate gag gifts for spouse, or any cock-loving mates!

What’s inside:

Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
Front cover: Bouquet of dicks on front cover
Inside of card: Inside of card has several pop up penises

All cards are stocked in Australia for super fast shipping nation wide! 🦘

All items are shipped from the Spicy HQ in Brisbane Australia. 

Australian Delivery

• Standard Aus Post (Tracked) - 4-8 Business days* to most Australian towns, please allow longer for rural delivery.
  
• Express Aus Post (Tracked) - 2-3 Business days* to all of Australia.   
  
• Domestic Letter Aus Post (Un-Tracked) - Shipped via standard letterbox postal service. No tracking provided and allow up to 10 business days* for delivery.  Not recommended for time sensitive orders & only available on small items. 

New Zealand Delivery

• Shipped with Australia Post and handed off to local operators (primariy NZ Post). Typical delivery time is 4-8 business days*.

International Shipping 

• Shipped with Australia Post and handed off to local operators. Times vary by country, please calculate your shipping time* on the Australia Post website HERE. (https://auspost.com.au/parcels-mail/calculate-postage-delivery-times) Shipping origin is Brisbane, Australia.   

*Times can vary during seasonal gifting times. For any delivery issues with tracked service, please lodge a ticket with Aus Post and send us your reference number to follow up. 

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