Behold our gargantuan collection of novelty Christmas gifts! We have Big Barry lightswitch stickers, spicy colouring books, bath wine holders, stubby cooler neck ties, and lots more awesome novelty Christmas gifts, which make Xmas day a bit more fun.
As true-blue Aussies, we pay homage to our ridiculous and inappropriate sense of humour by designing some of Australia’s naughtiest and most hilarious novelty Christmas gifts, featuring some of the funniest internet memes, celebrities, and other treasures from our culture. You’ll recognise most of them immediately, and they make a cracking gift for your friends and family.
We create new novelty Christmas gifts every year for our customers, so keep an eye on our
collection for newcomers. But here are the current items we have in our collection:
Rooster shaped valve caps
When we say “rooster,” you know what we’re talking about. Plonk one of these vibrant
blue, red, or other roosters onto your buddy’s tyre valve and watch as it gloriously
away in some kind of circular d**k frenzy. Observe the faces of bystanders as your
unsuspecting friend tries to figure out what the hell people are laughing at.
Big Barry light switch sticker
Ahh, Big Barry. The unsuspecting meme celebrity with the enormous rooster. We created a
switch sticker of this magnificent man, with the switch itself covering you-know-what,
that people have no choice but to push their finger into it if they want any kind of
Bath wine holder
What’s more relaxing than a nice hot bath during Winter? We’ll tell you what—drinking a
of the Hunter Valley’s finest while doing so, and being able to grab that glass directly
from the wall. Terrific. We have stubby holder versions too, for the blokes.
Cricket noise prank
Ahh, the beauty of the male reproductive system. Women and men across the planet admire
some even claim to enjoy it. So why not turn it into a ceramic plant holder for you to
onto your lovely garden table?
Retro gaming console
This pressie isn’t irreverent like most of our gifts, but it’s damn fun. Transport your
back to his younger years with some of the most iconic video games from the 80s,
Bomberman, Mortal Kombat, and 616 more.
Men should abide by one ironclad rule: keep your beer cold at all times. And our stubby
holders are just the thing for your Secret Santa. They can chuck their beer into it and
slide into the pool like some kind of drunk elephant seal. Just warn them not to squash
Unique Christmas gifts in Australia—our products are original and hilarious!
The festive season is upon us again! And what better way to get into the spirit than with
of our unique Australian Christmas gifts? When Xmas day finally arrives, and your family
gathered in your house, sculling booze and getting all merry, you’ll want your presents
be as funny and as ridiculous as possible, because nobody ever said “I know…let’s have a
serious Xmas this year!”
As your uncle Pat tears tips his stubby holder neck tie, you’ll want to witness his
smirk when he puts it on and then plonks a beer into it. As your sister opens the
geniusly-crafted d**k shaped bath bomb you bought for her, you’ll want to nudge her and
confirm that it’s not for “personal use,” because that’s how funny you are (not
funny). When your canine-loving cousin rips open her calendar and realises that it’s 12
glorious pictures of dogs pooping in beautiful places, you’ll definitely want to film it
We design our presents to bring a little more fun, rudeness, and absurdity to Christmas
with the impish Aussie attitude that we all know and love. Our novelty gifts are dirty,
rude, insolent, and absolutely hilarious. They make the ideal stocking filler for your
family and friends.
Novelty gifts that will crack people up
Here at Spicy Baboon, we’re proud of the Christmas gifts that we make. The festive period
one of our busiest, and our products fly off their metaphorical shelves. Here are five
reasons why our products are awesome:
Spicy Baboon’s collection of novelty gifts cannot be found anywhere else on the planet.
are the only company that manufactures and distributes our products, and are proud to
that we make people’s Christmas’ a little bit funnier. Life is tough, and we all need a
laugh to keep going. Laughter happens to be an incredibly healthy thing for you to do.
relieves stress, improves your mood, boosts your immune system, and has loads of other
health benefits that remind us how important it is. Our novelty gifts may be utterly
but they make people laugh and help to improve their health in the process. We say
Among our collection of unique novelty Christmas gifts you’ll find rude stickers,
genital-shaped soaps, toilet timers that encourage your dad to stop looking at his phone
hurry up with his sh**ting, buttons that blurt out horrendous Trump quotes, cards that
explode with prank butterflies, and a hell of a lot more. They’re one-of-a-kind, and
Christmas a little weirder, quirkier, and funnier.
We use the highest quality materials for our Christmas novelty gifts
We only use top quality materials for our novelty Christmas gifts. If you’re going to
scare the bejesus out of your old man with one of our clown camera pranks, we want you
to be able to take it off and then scare someone else with it. If you’ve purchased our
silicon stubby holder for your buddy’s shower, we make sure that the sucker stays on the
wall for plenty of beers, and doesn’t fall apart when a splash of water hits it. If
you’ve cleverly invested in a red minky v***ina-shaped hand soap for your lovely
girlfriend, we make sure that she can wash her hands hundreds of times before it’s done.
Whenever we start designing a new product, we track down the materials that will give us
the best value for our money. That means they need to be tough, durable, and allow us to
create affordable novelty Christmas gifts that last for years. We test all of our
products thoroughly to make sure they hold up to plenty of use. If they don’t, we go
back to the drawing board. That’s just one reason why our customers love our novelty
gifts—they’re funny and they last.
Why buy a novelty Christmas gift from Spicy Baboon?
Why wouldn’t you buy a novelty Christmas gift from Spicy Baboon?! If you really need to
be persuaded though, here are five excellent reasons why our products are a good
They’re funny. Really funny
They say that laughter is the best medicine, and given how good laughter can be for your
health (see above), we think that’s pretty on the money. When you’re ripping open
pressies on Christmas morning, or watching your workmate tear open their Kris Kringle
gift, you’ll feel happy in the knowledge that your Spicy Baboon product will not only
make them laugh, it will also improve their health. Who would have thought that a
novelty c**k shaped soap bar would have health benefits?
They are tough and durable
every one of Spicy Baboon’s products are made from top-quality materials. We want people
to enjoy and appreciate them for long periods—many many Christmases. So we create them
with quality in mind, and put them through a rigorous testing process to be absolutely
sure of their durability. This goes for every product we make, from our naughty naked
planters to our bacon-scented hand soaps.
Some of them are useful
We’re not going to sit here and tell you that every one of our products is useful. The
Big Barry sticker isn’t going to help people in any way, but it will damn sure make them
laugh. However, the calendars that we sell can definitely be put to good use. As can our
naughty planters, our bath bombs, our retro gaming consoles, and loads more.
They are excellent value for money
If we’re being honest, we know that most of you will buy one of our novelty products
because you want everyone to think you’re hilarious. Don’t be ashamed of this. Being
funny is brilliant. You can’t put a price on it, and that makes our products great value
for money. Add this to the fact that our novelty gifts are affordable, and you have a
recipe for Christmas success.
We are an Australian company
Supporting a local Australian business will not only help to strengthen the economy, but
you’ll also be helping the environment by cutting out carbon-heavy global shipping
methods. Both of these are important. A strong Aussie economy creates jobs, improves
public services, and improves our quality of life overall. And supporting a healthy
environment needs no explanation—our planet is struggling with climate change, and every
little action helps.
We accept returns for all of our Spicy Baboon items, provided they
are returned within 14 days, and in the same condition as when they were sent. Unfortunately
we can’t accept a half-used c**k-shaped candles, calendars with notes on them, Epstein
ornaments that have been half chewed by the dog, or any of our other products that have been
damaged or used.
To return an item, we also need confirmation of your purchase, such as an email receipt.
2. How long will it take for my gift to arrive?
We have two unique shipping options for our gifts, one for those who
are well-organised, and one for the last-minute buyers (we see you):
These are the shipping times for both options:
Express shipping—2 - 3 business days (plus 1 - 4 business days for production time)
Standard shipping—4 - 8 business days (plus 1 - 4 business days for production time)
We try to get our products made and shipped as quickly as possible, but we strongly
recommend ordering early to avoid disappointment. We can’t anticipate delays with couriers,
and rural locations can take slightly longer to ship to. Please order early!
3. What is your rudest novelty Christmas gift?
We have some pretty rude novelty Christmas gifts, but our favourite
is the pocket rocket hand-y soap. It’s just so gloriously-huge and in your face, and you can
imagine what people have to do to actually wash their hands with it. Or if the pocket rocket
finds itself in your family’s bathroom, it’s probably best not to imagine that.