Valentine's Day

Valentine’s Day Gifts

Are you the kind of person who gets your partner a gift that is beautiful and romantic, and stares at them dewy-eyed as they open it?
Or are you that guy or gal who gets them something absolutely hilarious, and grins like a menace as they tear it open to reveal the joke?. February 14th is approaching, and love is in the air.

If it’s the latter, you’ve come to the right place. We have a huge collection of funny Valentine’s Day gifts, designed with the spiciest sense of humour this side of Oceania. We have taken some of the funniest and most recognisable memes, accidental celebrities, and other cultural references, and stamped them across a variety of cards, clothes, mugs, and other classic Valentine’s Day gifts that will make your partner laugh and remind them how awesome you are. Dare we say, the best partner in the whole damn world. Because you just get them..

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Endless Never Gonna Give You Up Valentines ❤️🔊 - Joker Greeting Prank Card (Glitter + Sound)Endless Never Gonna Give You Up Valentines ❤️🔊 - Joker Greeting Prank Card (Glitter + Sound)
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Endless Meowy Valentines 🐱❤️🔊 - Joker Greeting Prank Card (Glitter + Sound)

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Challenging Wanks ✊💦 - Prank Notebook

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Only Fans 💦🪭- 2026 Calendar

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Cooking Mushrooms 🍄‍🟫💀 - Prank Notebook

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I Choo Choo Choose You 🚂 - V-Day Card

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Choo Choo Choose You 🚂- Stubby Holder

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Choo Choo Choose You 🚂- Coffee Mug

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Choo Choo Choose You 🖱️🚂- Mouse Pad

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Choo Choo Choose You 🚂- Sticker

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Choo Choo Choose You 🚂- Men's T Shirt

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Choo Choo Choose You 🚂 – Tank

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Design Your Own Heart! 🧩 - Personalised Jigsaw Puzzle

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Heartthrob Hammer! 💞🔨 - Engraved Hammer

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Admit One ❤️🎟️ - Lover Tag

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Dogs Pooping in Beautiful 'Australian' Places 💩🐶 - 2026 Calendar

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Razor Holsters 🪒 - Bathroom Razor Holder

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Romantic Middle Finger ❤️ ☝️- Prank Chocolate Box

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Sassy & Happy 🖕 - Naughty Planter / Pen Holder

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How To Live With a Small 🍆 - Prank Notebook

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Delicious Recipes 🍝 - Prank Notebook

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Cute Puppies Prank 🐶😈 - 2026 Calendar

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The Big Book Of Wood 🐓🍆🖍️ - Adult Colouring Book

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Humping Animals 🐦🐝 - 2026 Calendar

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50 Ways to Eat Cock 🐓 - Prank Notebook

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Shower Beer Holder (Text) - Silicon Drink Holder

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How To Cook 🧪 - Prank Notebook

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Cute Cat Butts 🐱🍑 - 2026 Calendar

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Butt Bleaching 🍑 - Prank Notebook

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Naughty Nature 🌵🍑 - 2026 Calendar

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FAQs | Best Valentine’s Day gifts

1. What are your shipping times at Spicy Baboon?

We provide two different shipping methods at Spicy Baboon, to provide you with a little more choice depending on how organised you are:
Regular shipping—This method takes between 4 - 8 business days, and you’ll also need to account for 1 to 4 days for us to print and produce the product.
Express shipping—This quicker method is better for those who have left their pressies till the last minute. It will take between 2 to 3 business days for the item to arrive, and again, you’ll need to add between 1 to 4 days for us to print and produce the item.)
Ultimately, if you want the gift to arrive before 14th February, we recommend ordering way ahead of time. We can’t control shipping couriers unfortunately (as much as we’d like to), so the earlier you order, the better.

2. What if I change my mind about my purchase?

If you change your mind about your Valentine’s Day gift purchase, we will happily refund it for you if you meet the following criteria:
The item must be returned within 7 days
The item must be brand new, and unused
You need to provide proof of purchase. We can also look up your details in our orders if necessary.
If these conditions are met, we’ll provide a full refund for you.

3. What are your most popular Valentine's Day gifts?

Some of our best sellers for Valentine’s Day are our “Choo Choo Choose You” mugs and clothes, our “I long for your bottom” Harry Potter inspired stubby coolers, our Big Barry stubbies, and our prank cards that blast you with sound and glitter (what better way to show your love?)

4. Do you sell any cute Valentine’s Day gifts?

We are more about cheekiness than cuteness, but we do have a few cute Valentine’s Day gifts that you might enjoy. They include:
Our “choo choo choose you” Simpson’s cards and clothes. You can channel the romance of Ralph and be adorable while doing it.
Our “you’re my lobster” items, which reference the excellent Friends scene to tell your partner that you will be with them FOREVER.
Our “baby, yoda one for me” mugs and other products. If Baby Yoda isn’t cute, we don’t know what is.
Our Kayne t-shirt where the absolute legend tells you that you’re breathtaking. What lady wouldn’t swoon over that?

5. Do you sell any casual Valentine's Day gifts?

There’s nothing serious about our gifts. We don’t go for bunches of flowers or nice perfumes or anything that’s too lovey dovey. So really, every single one of our gifts might be considered casual. If a massive c**k-shaped soap isn’t considered casual or frivolous, we probably need to re-adjust our thinking.