The Big Book Of Wood 🐓🍆🖍️ - Adult Colouring Book

Get your hands around this extremely unique colouring book.👐 Sit back, relax and colour in these cheeky wangs whatever colour you're feeling at the time! There's 39 completely different schlongs each with their own attitude and they can barely hold in their excitement for you to start stroking them with colour.

Each one of these beautiful members has been hand-drawn by the experienced staff here at Spicy Baboon for your pleasure.

Here's a taste of some of the lil guys you'll meet in your colouring adventures:

-Sugar Daddy

-Tonsil Tickler

-Vlad the Impaler

-The Meg

+33 More Sassy Willies!

Crafted, Curated & Cautioned: Not For The Squeamish!

Whether you're gifting to a cheeky mate or treating yourself to some unabashed fun, this is the ultimate choice. Remember, you were warned – it's not for the faint-hearted!

>> Browse our range of spicy stationery to help with the book! <<

HERE'S WHAT YOU'RE GETTING INTO:

🎨 39 Peckers With Attitude: Each one a masterpiece of mischief, drawn with passion by our rebellious team.
🔍 From Simple to Sinful: Designs range from the delightfully doable to full blown girth quakes.
📒 Sleek A4 Format: Perfect for your lap, desk, or on-the-go naughtiness.
🖍️ Bring Out The Best With: Pencils, pens, crayons, highlighters, and even that rogue lipstick.
❌ Not So Hot With: Permanent markers, whiteboard doodlers, last night's gravy, and regretful decisions.

So, Are You Game?
Grab your pens, pour yourself a beverage (or three), and jump into the scandalous world of colouring like you've never seen before! Whether it's a sneaky solo session or a raucous night with mates, this book promises unfiltered, unruly, unforgettable fun! 😂🎉

Please enjoy responsibly. Side effects might include uncontrollable laughter, a renewed sense of confidence, and a slightly more colourful vocabulary.

100% designed & printed right here in Brisbane, Australia.

Sure, you could buy cheap imported junk that takes weeks to arrive and never looks or feels like you hoped.  Or support a local crew creating original designs and backing them with real quality. 

All items are shipped from the Spicy HQ in Brisbane Australia. 

Australian Delivery

• Standard Aus Post (Tracked) - 4-8 Business days* to most Australian towns, please allow longer for rural delivery.
  
• Express Aus Post (Tracked) - 2-3 Business days* to all of Australia.   
  
• Domestic Letter Aus Post (Un-Tracked) - Shipped via standard letterbox postal service. No tracking provided and allow up to 10 business days* for delivery.  Not recommended for time sensitive orders & only available on small items. 

New Zealand Delivery

• Shipped with Australia Post and handed off to local operators (primariy NZ Post). Typical delivery time is 4-8 business days*.

International Shipping 

• Shipped with Australia Post and handed off to local operators. Times vary by country, please calculate your shipping time* on the Australia Post website HERE. (https://auspost.com.au/parcels-mail/calculate-postage-delivery-times) Shipping origin is Brisbane, Australia.   

*Times can vary during seasonal gifting times. For any delivery issues with tracked service, please lodge a ticket with Aus Post and send us your reference number to follow up. 

FAQs

Got some burning questions? You can check out our full FAQs here.

Email

Email is one of the fastest methods to get a response, we've trained our Baboons up on typing and they can do an impressive 100 words per minute! All emails are automatically placed in our internal support portal for our team to see. 

support@spicybaboon.com

Phone

Need to get in contact with us ASAP?  No worries! Just give us a buzz or text on 0484 663 060 and one of our Baboons will do their best to help you out. Please note our phones are only manned during weekdays 9am-4pm AEST.