We are constantly adding to our funny Christmas presents, but for now, these are some of the beauties we have in our collection:
“Well hung” t-shirt
If you happen to know a man with an exceptionally large member who likes to flaunt it around (they usually do), this could be the t-shirt for him. Or it could be an ironic present for a more unfortunate friend.
Mariah Carey mug
Some say it isn’t officially Christmas until radio stations start playing “All I Want For Christmas Is You.” But you don’t have to wait until Christmas to use our glorious Mariah Carey mug, with the singer all dressed up as Santa. Yewwww
Beer is notoriously bad when warm, which is why stubby holders are such a genius invention.
Combine this with a funny meme and you have a winning combo.
Prank Christmas card
This musical Christmas card never stops. Well, the battery would run out eventually but that might take weeks. Instead, the unfortunate person you give this to has to literally smash the speaker to pieces. And guess what? When they tear open the card to find the speaker, a mountain of glitter will explode all over them. We aren’t about to call ourselves geniuses, but it’s pretty damn genius.
Merry f**king Christmas soap
What better way to scrub yourself clean than with a soap bar that wishes you a Merry f**king Christmas? Now you can be reminded of the festive seasons literally wherever you go. No space is sacred.
Nature’s c*** shots calendar
Nature has spent millions of years crafting some of its finest natural c*** shots, made of rocks, plants, mushrooms, and everything in between. We’ve compiled these phallic wonders into a yearly calendar so you can effectively plan your time while being reminded that even nature herself enjoys the odd d**k joke.
Your friends & family with love our funny Christmas gifts
‘Tis the season to be jolly, and what better way to get everyone into a playful, ridiculous mood than with one of our funny Christmas gifts? When Christmas morning arrives and the family is gathered in the lounge, sculling mugs of coffee to wake themselves up, and eyeing their packed stockings at the same time, you’ll want to make the presents as hilarious as they can be, because nobody ever said “let’s have a really serious Christmas this year.”
As your uncle Dave tears open his Brewdolf stubby holder, you’ll want to witness his stupid grin when he plonks a beer into it. As your entire family open their matching “holiday drinking team” t-shirts, you’ll probably want to immediately fetch another round of drinks to celebrate them. As your grandma rips open her lovely new Big Barry jigsaw puzzle, you might want to explain to her where Barry comes from, and even show her a picture or two. And of course, all of this needs to be filmed for social media.
Our pressies are all about bringing a little more fun to Christmas morning, with the tongue-in-cheek, devilish attitude that we all love. They’re rude, dirty, insolent, and utterly hilarious. And they make the perfect stocking filler for your family, friends, and pretty much anyone with the right sense of humour.
Unique Christmas gifts that will make people howl with laughter
You won’t find our unique Christmas gifts anywhere else on the planet. We are the sole manufacturer and distributor of these gems, and are proud to make people’s Christmas’ a little bit funnier. Life can be tough, after all. And laughter is one of the most effective ways to remedy it. It helps to relieve stress, boosts your immune system, improves your mood, and has a ton of other health benefits that helps us realise just how important it is. We may be selling some of the most ridiculous gifts you’ve ever laid eyes on, but if they make people laugh, they are helping to improve their health. And we think that’s bloody important.
Among our collection of unique Christmas gifts you’ll find rude t-shirts, stubby coolers, jigsaw puzzles, soaps, crop tops, and tons more excellent one-of-a-kind pressies that make Christmas a little weirder, quirkier, and funnier. Our number goal is to make you laugh because we believe that’s what Christmas is all about, and we design all of our products with this in mind. We’re proud of them, and our customers love them!
Our funny Christmas gifts are designed and manufactured in Australia
The funny Christmas gifts that we sell are all designed and manufactured in Australia. Our marketing baboons come up the ideas for our products, and then we have them created at an Aussie factory with quality in mind.
If you’re like us, you feel blessed to live in our wonderful country. It’s a genuine land-of-plenty and we are grateful to call ourselves Australians. That’s why supporting Australian businesses is so important—it helps to bolster the strength of the local economy, props up the national economy, and ultimately, keeps Australia’s wealth inside the country where it can be used by the Government to improve our services. There’s obviously nothing wrong with buying internationally, and you can get plenty of great stuff from those companies, but buying from an Aussie company is undoubtedly good for Australia. And that’s a fantastic thing for everyone living here.
We only use high-quality materials for our funny Xmas gifts
We use high-quality materials for every one of our funny Xmas gifts. Our t-shirts are made with pure 100% combed cotton, double hems, and even prewashed to take away the first shrink that happens. Our stubby coolers are made with neoprene, glued and taped seams, and an overlocked top and bottom to keep them fully functional for many many beers. Our calendars and cards are made with high-grade paper, and will happily stand and hang without crumbling into dust. We want to be known as a good quality brand, and we’ve honed our manufacturing process to make sure this is the case.
When we design a new product, we carefully research the materials that will provide us with the best value for money. They need to be strong, long-lasting, while also helping us to create affordable funny Xmas gifts that you can buy for your friends and family each year. We test the products thoroughly to ensure they hold up to lots of use, before putting them for sale on our website. Our products are proven quality, which is one reason why we get so many repeat customers.
Why buy a funny Christmas gift from Spicy Baboon?
A more important question: why wouldn’t you buy a funny Christmas gift from Spicy Baboon?! But if you really need convincing, here are five reasons why one of our products will make people happy:
They’re Bloody Amusing
Laughter is the best medicine. That’s a proverb from the bible, and modern science has backed it up (a little) by showing how good laughter can be for your health. So when you’re opening presents with your family on Christmas afternoon, or watching your colleague tear open your Secret Santa present, you can feel content in the knowledge that your Spicy Baboon gift will not only make Christmas more fun, it’ll also help to improve people’s health. Sounds a little crazy, but it’s true!
They Last For Ages
We make our products with high-quality materials, because we want people to enjoy them for days, months, and even years. We design and manufacture them with quality in mind, and test them extensively to make sure they are tough and durable. That goes for every product we make, from our stubby holders to our funny calendars.
T-shirts, stubby coolers, tank tops, mugs—most of our funny Christmas gifts are useful and can be used not just for the festive season, but throughout the entire year if you wish. We don’t believe in making cheap tat. We want people to enjoy our gifts and find them useful (in most cases, anyway!)
They Are Great Value For Your Money
Let’s be honest, many of you are going to buy our funny presents because you want people to think you’re funny. There’s no shame in that. Being funny is awesome. And you can’t really put a price on that, which makes our products great value for money. Throw in the fact that our prices are nice and affordable, and you have a collection of winning funny Christmas gifts that you can return to year after year.
We Are An Aussie Company
We spoke about this briefly above, but it’s good to support Aussie companies because it helps to support our economy, and keeps our country steady. A strong economy means a better quality of life for everyone living in Australia, which is damn important.
The origins of gift giving on Christmas Day
You might be surprised to learn that giving gifts in winter didn’t originally come from Christmas. It actually started as a Roman tradition to celebrate the winter solstice during their Saturnalia holiday (to honour the god Saturn), which occurred roughly around the 21st of December. Saturnalia started as a farmer’s festival to mark the end of the autumn planting season, but grew longer and progressively later, eventually starting on December 17th and ending on December 25th. The festival became a time for goodwill and generosity to the poor, and the wealthy were even expected to pay poor people’s rent. Masters and slaves swapped clothes, and dice were thrown to determine a temporary “Saturnalian monarch.” It was also a time for feasting, exchanging gifts, and decorating trees. Sound familiar?
When Christanity started to become widespread around 336CE, and when December 25th was agreed to be the day of Jesus’ birth, gift-giving became tied to the story of the Three Wise Men (the Biblical Magi), along with the story of Saint Nicholas (a Christian bishop who gave gifts). Over the years, gift-giving became strongly associated with Christmas day. But it all started with the Roman Saturnalia holiday.