Father’s Day Cards

    Okay so, you’ve nailed the gift (you probably bought it from right here at Spicy Baboon, right? Good call, mate!) and now you’re looking for the perfect Father’s Day card to go with it. Don’t worry, we gotcha, fam.

    Here at Spicy Baboon, we’ve got a great selection of Father’s Day cards to choose from, all designed by our in-house baboons. They work from a pretty extensive dad joke back catalogue, packed with all the pop culture references and meme madness to make Dad bust a gut laughing this Father’s Day – and probably make everyone else roll their eyes. That’s the price you pay for a solid dad joke, gang.

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    Endless Farting Father's Day Card 👨‍👦🔊 - Joker Greeting Prank Card (Glitter + Sound)FATHER'S DAY CARD 👨‍👦🔊 - JOKER GREETING PRANK CARD (GLITTER + SOUND)
    Endless Thank You Dad 🐶🔊 - Joker Greeting Prank Card (Glitter + Sound)Endless Thank You Dad 🐶🔊 - Joker Greeting Prank Card (Glitter + Sound)
    Endless Never Gonna Give You Up Father's Day Card 👨‍👦🔊 - Joker Greeting Prank Card (Glitter + Sound)Endless Never Gonna Give You Up Father's Day Card 👨‍👦🔊 - Joker Greeting Prank Card (Glitter + Sound)
    Endless 99 Bottles Father's Day Card 👨‍👦🔊 - Joker Greeting Prank Card (Glitter + Sound)Endless 99 Bottles Father's Day Card 👨‍👦🔊 - Joker Greeting Prank Card (Glitter + Sound)
    Dad's Balls 🏈⚽ – Father's Day Card
    Best Dad in The Galaxy 🌌 - Father's Day Card
    Yoda Best 👽 - Father's Day Card
    Crikey 🐊 - Father's Day Card
    Dad You Are My Rock 💪🏾 - Father's Day Card
    Champion 🎤 - Father's Day Card
    Hunk of Spunk 👱 - V-Day Card

    A (Brief) History of Father’s Day

    Father’s Day, much like the mothering equivalent, kicked off in the US back in the early 1900s. A woman named Sonora Smart Dodd saw that Mother’s Day celebrations were on the up and up, and figured her dad deserved a shout-out. The man had single-handedly raised six kids after their mum died – and given they were all boys with the exception of Sonora, he definitely had his work cut out for him.


    She had a chat with her church, and eventually the Spokane Ministerial Alliance agreed that on the third Sunday in June, they’d dedicate their sermons to dads everywhere.

    So, Sonora reached out to the Spokane Ministerial Alliance and, in 1910, they started doing Father’s Day sermons on the third Sunday in June.

    Father’s Day didn’t have quite the rise that Mother’s Day did. Turns out that in the olden days, men weren’t really supposed to show their feelings and some people didn’t think that dads needed a day to be appreciated out loud. Man stoic. Man provide. Man no need funny gifts and thank yous. Luckily, that faded over the years, and eventually, in Australia, we now celebrate Father’s Day on the first Sunday in September.

    The best part (other than being able to show your dad a bit of love, obviously) is that the day falls slap bang in the middle of Mother’s Day and Christmas, so you’ve got time to save for all three. You’ve got no excuse!


    Why buy from Spicy Baboon?

    We know you’ve already been lured in by the talents of our crack squad of talented baboons, who craft all our hilarious designs right here at our Brisbane HQ. It’s clear you love what we do – and why wouldn’t you? We’re great! But why else should you get your Father’s Day cards from us?

    1. We use high quality materials for our Father’s Day cards

    Our cards are printed on high-grade paper, using quality ink, meaning they look great, and they’ll last ages. Want a card that’ll take pride of place on Dad’s mantlepiece/work bench/shed/wherever? Spicy Baboon has you covered!


    2. Our range is huge

    We don’t just sell cards, oh no! We’ve got you covered from everything from t-shirts, to stubby holders, to personalised jigsaw puzzles. We’re a one-stop shop for cards, gifts, and more gifts! And why stop with just Father’s Day? We’ll sort out your mum, your siblings, your mates, and even your weird uncle too!


    3. We offer excellent value for money

    We know dads love a good deal, and those of us here at Spicy Baboon have made sure our Father’s Day cards are no exception. We’ve worked our big red baboon butts off to build great relationships with our suppliers, to ensure that we get the very best prices for our products. This means we can pass those savings directly onto you. It’s just bloody good business, mate!


    4. We’re an Australian company

    Supporting Aussie businesses and buying as local as you can is a great way to support our economy. Choosing to shop with Spicy Baboon means you’re backing a 100% Australian business, with Aussie designers, Aussie printers, and an Aussie HQ, right here in sunny Brisbane!


    Father’s Day Card Ideas

    We’ve put together a selection of our finest Father’s Day card ideas for you to peruse – and we’re pretty sure we’ve got something for every dad!

    Our great value, high-quality Father’s Day cards are blank inside for your own message – we can trust you not to screw that up right? They also include an envelope so you can… idk, post it to your dad or something? That’s a thing people still do, right?

    Best Dad in the Galaxy

    If you actually watch Star Wars, you’ll know Darth Vader is, in fact, a pretty awful dad. But dads love (the original) Star Wars, so we’re certain he’ll overlook that in favour of this great card. Oh, were you waiting on a specific reference? Like a joke about how he… IS YOUR FATHER? Come on, we’d never make such an obvious joke, grow up.


    Yoda Best

    Prefer your Star Wars card a little more on the Light Side? The Force will absolutely be on your side with this Baby Yoda (I’m sorry, we’re not calling him Grogu) offering Dad both a delicious beer and a bad pun. If you’re buying on behalf of some little ones, we reckon this card will tick all the boxes.


    Dad You Are My Rock

    Now THIS is what we mean when we talk about how Spicy Baboon nails it with the pop culture memes. After all, who can forget this iconic image of The Rock? Dad will love this throwback card and he’ll love the terrible pun even more. Perfect if your dad is the kinda guy to preface a fart with “Can you smeeelllll what The Rock is cooking?”


    Crikey

    Oh Steve, how we miss you. Pay tribute to two legendary Aussie dads, by gifting your papa this Steve Irwin inspired card. Bonus points for the incredible croc/croc pun gracing the front of this. And hey, if you want to keep the love going for other Aussie dads, you’ll love our Stumpfest collection, shouting out the doggy DILFs of Bluey!


    Champion

    Combing dad rock with an ice cold beer, this Freddie Mercury inspired card lets Dad know what a champion he is for putting up with you for all these years. Best enjoyed alongside a rousing Queen singalong – whether the rest of the family joins in or not!


    Hunk of Spunk

    This might seem an odd choice for a Father’s Day card, but Father’s Day isn’t just about kids shouting out their dads, you know. Sometimes Mum wants to get in on that action too, and let her man know that she’s thrilled to have found the Kel to her Kath – and our Hunk of Spunk card is exactly the card to do it! Plus, if you’ve got kids, there’s a whole bonus joke there. You’re welcome.


    Father’s Day Prank Cards

    Your dad might be sweet but, sometimes, revenge is sweeter. If you’re sick of bad dad jokes, being forced into pulling his finger, and the fear that comes with using the bathroom after him, we’ve got the perfect cards to exact your revenge. PRANK CARDS.

    Our prank cards combine only the most annoying things to really get Dad riled up – looping sounds, bad puns, and, of course, GLITTER. The cards come deactivated, so you can set them up whenever you’re ready, but if you’d like to post straight to Dad (or just don’t trust yourself with this clearly high tech card), we can add a message and activate it on our end for a small fee.

    Endless Thank You Dad prank card – Ready to drive Dad bananas? As well as boasting a pretty awful pun, once opened this card will play a nonstop cry of “Dad, Dad, Dad!” until the battery dies or, more likely, Dad loses it and tears it to pieces. But once that happens, the fun really begins – for you! Once destroyed, our prank cards unleash their final weapon; a whole bunch of glitter. One thing about us at Spicy Baboon – we’re not subtle!

    Endless Farting Father’s Day prank card – the joke here is that dads love farting. I feel like that doesn’t need explaining right? Give the old man a taste of his own medicine with this card’s looping fart sound. Who will crack first? Your dad or the three hours of battery life on our prank cards? Let battle commence!


    Frequently Asked Questions

    • 1. Who makes your Fathers’s Day card?

      Our Woolloongabba HQ is run by a team of very funny, very clever, and very smelly baboons, who delight in crafting the wittiest of designs for our Father’s Day cards.
      What are their qualifications? Why I’m glad you asked! A BA in Tomfoolery (they minored in Pull My Finger), a Masters in Memes, and a PhD in Really Bad Dad Jokes. Oh, and they really love their dads, so that probably helps too.

    • 2. Can I return my Father’s Day card?

      If something’s wrong with your order, or if it’s arrived and you don’t think Dad is going to love it, please contact us within 14 days of receiving it and we’ll help make it right.
      As long as the item hasn’t been used or damaged, we should be able to organise an exchange or a refund, with return postage at the buyer’s expense.
      If you’ve ordered a personalised item, we won’t be able to offer a refund unless the item is broken or damaged, so be sure to check your order carefully before purchasing.

    • 3. How long will it take for my order to arrive?

      Once we receive your order, our baboons will prepare and ship your products within 2-4 days from Brisbane, Australia. All our products are sent via Australia Post.
      Within in Australia, standard shipping usually takes four to eight business days to arrive. If you need your gifts a little faster, you can upgrade to express shipping which should get your order to you within two to three business days. These are metro area estimates – if you’re ordering from a rural area, postage will likely take a little longer.
      The orders come in thick and fast in the run-up to specific holidays (including Father’s Day), so our baboons are often very busy around this time. That’s why we recommend getting your orders in as early as possible to avoid disappointment. A lot of our designs are available year-round, so why not plan ahead? Dad would be proud!

    • 4. What are your shipping rates?

      We offer flat rate shipping to our Australian and NZ customers, with free delivery over $99 for the Aussies! (We gotchu, besties)
      Australia:
      • Standard Shipping (4-8 Business days) = $8.95 • Express Shipping (2-3 Business days) = $12.95
      New Zealand: • Standard Shipping (8-15 Business days) = $15.00

    • 5. Do you ship internationally?

      Absolutely! Unfortunately, we can’t offer flat rates as shipping costs and estimated delivery time frames are dependent on which country we’re sending our products to, but fill up that cart and we’ll do the maths for you!

      As mentioned earlier, we get much busier as certain holidays approach, including Father’s Day, and things like postal and customs delays are very much out of our control, so be sure to order well ahead of time for any international deliveries.

    • 6. Can I pick-up my order?

      You sure can – if you’re based in Brisbane and fancy skipping out on postage fees, simply select ‘Pick Up’ as your delivery method at checkout. Once our baboons have done their thing and put your order together, we’ll send you an email letting you know it’s ready to collect, along with some instructions on what to do when you reach our Woolloongabba HQ.

    • 7. How can I get in touch with Spicy Baboon?

      The fastest way to reach us is by phone. Give us a call or a text on 0484663060 and we should be able to help you out.
      Our phones are manned on weekdays 9 am- 4 pm – outside these hours (or if you’re a Millennial who hates talking on the phone), you can reach us via email at support@spicybaboon.com