Rude Christmas Gifts - FAQs
1. How long will it take to get my naughty Christmas gifts?
Place your order and before you know it, you’ll get that tingly feeling in your (ahem) stomach, when your goods are delivered. We generally deliver within one to four business days via Australia Post. If you’re super-keen, choose Express Post (2 to 3 business day delivery) or wait a little longer to increase the anticipation and receive them via Standard Post between 4 and 8 business days. Rural and international deliveries will take a little longer, so get your Chrissy pressie list ready early!
2. What’s your favourite inappropriate Xmas gift?
We don’t like to pick favourites, but if you insist, the inappropriate Xmas gift we like the most is our Pocket Rocket Hand-Y Soap. It’s probably the filthiest and funniest adult product we sell—imagine seeing your friends' faces when they see that monstrosity stuck to your bathroom mirror. Gold!
3. Are your naughty Christmas gifts just for Christmas?
No way! While some of our products are definitely short-lived (like our bath bombs and greeting cards), others will last for years. Our clothing is made from 100% combed cotton and can be worn on all kinds of adult occasions, although we’d probably draw the line at funerals. Similarly, our rude novelty mugs are made to last for years, and will be home to many a caffeinated drink until they’re accidentally smashed to smithereens. These products are Christmas-themed, but you can use them all year round.
4. How rude are your naughty Xmas gifts, exactly?
They’re pretty damn rude. Our naughty Santa Christmas gifts include soaps of private parts, T-shirts with dinosaurs who “lickalottapus,” cards that surprise you with enormous phalluses, and tons more. They’re obviously not used for real sexy purposes, but instead are made to lighten the Christmas mood with something a little dirty and risque. Please don’t use our products in that way because they are definitely not designed for it, and the last thing you want is an embarrassing trip to the hospital when you should be eating your bodyweight in prawns. The goal of our naughty, novelty Christmas gifts is to make your partner laugh, which is certainly more fun than receiving a bottle of fancy shower gel or another pair of socks.
5. Where are your naughty Xmas gifts made?
Our funny, rude Christmas gifts are dreamt up by our team of design baboons right here in Australia. When they come up with a winning product, they’re then sent to our manufacturing baboons, who are also in Australia. Our products are Australian through and through, and made from high quality materials that last.