We have an awesome variety of naughty Christmas gifts for him and her, including these
super-naughty offerings:
stick your penis soap on the mirror, and give it a good rub when you’re washing your
hands. Or put our vagina soap into a dish and do the same. Crikey.
have you ever opened a card and had a paper penis thrust into your face? Well, now you
can. We provide a few other filthy options too, to give your significant other a sexy
surprise.
heat reveal mugs with dicks and balls on them. Or mugs that tell your partner that you
want to touch their butts all the time. Excellent.
Clothes
We sell all sorts of cool threads from women’s
T-shirts and jumpers
to men’s tanks
and caps,
and all have some sort of wacky, humorous and often dark, twisted twist.
Your partner will love our inappropriate Christmas gifts
Our funny, inappropriate Christmas gifts are designed for your romantic partner. You
could give a “spank me” bath bomb to your mother, but we’re not sure how it would go
down, and we would recommend you read a little about Sigmund Freud’s theories. To stay
on the safe side, you may want to keep these pressies for your boyfriend, girlfriend,
husband, or wife. Fiance’s work too of course. Anyone who you regularly get jiggy with
who has a grubby sense of humour.
We have tons of funny, naughty Christmas gifts for her, as well as gifts for him.
Surprise your lover on Xmas morning with something a little bit unconventional—nobody
wants to open another pair of boring underwear! Fill your stockings with some of our
rude Xmas gifts instead, and make the day a spicy one.
Inappropriate Xmas gifts for couples
Couples love our rude Xmas gifts and keep coming back every year. They are the perfect
stocking fillers and the best possible way to start your present-opening bonanza, before
you drink too much beer and goon and fall asleep in the swimming pool.
For the kids, it’s all about being on Santa’s nice list. But for us adults, we know that
being nice is nowhere near as fun as being naughty, and that naughty Christmases are the
best Christmases! This is even more true when shared with the person you call your
lover. Make your YuleTide a bit more bawdy this year with a big surprise on Christmas
morning—for the male friend in your life or buy naughty Christmas gifts for your wife
and amp up the action.
