It’s that time of the year when Cupid pops out of his hole and starts shooting love
everywhere. Which means you need to get your lady a Valentine’s Day gift that she’ll love,
or else she might finally realise that she could do a lot better.
Thankfully, that doesn’t have to happen because we have a ton of awesome Valentine’s Day gift
ideas for her, including:
“We are purr-fect together” prank card
Let’s be honest fellas, you probably already annoy the s**t out of your lady, so why not
continue with the trend by giving her a prank card that doesn’t stop playing until you
literally find the speaker and break it. Plus, when they rip open the card to get to the
speaker, she’ll get smashed with glitter too. This Valentine’s Day pressie is perfect
for couples who love to play pranks on each other.
“I choo-choo-choose you” crop top
Simpsons is a cultural phenomenon in Australia, and we’ve printed Ralph’s desperate love
attempt onto crop tops, t-shirts, cards, and tons of other products that your lady might
love. This is definitely one of our sweeter gifts, although Ralph’s train does look like
he wants to murder you.
Pocket rocket handy soap
Tell your wife to throw out the expensive hand soap—the pocket rocket is here! This
enormous d**k shaped soap sticks straight onto your bathroom mirror where it can be
gently massaged until a creamy substance appears. If that sounds familiar, we
congratulate you. Your wife might even decide to stick it in the guest bathroom for when
the family visits.
BJ soapy soap
As an adult who has already stayed on this website for longer than a few minutes, we can
assume you know what a glory hole is. Well we made the soap version. Delight your
partner this Valentine’s Day with a p*rn gimmick that you can use to scrub your filthy
hands. Just try not to use it in other ways.
“You’re my lobster” mug
Tell your lady you really love her by comparing your relationship to that of an old
lobster couple who met decades ago and have skittered about claw-in-claw ever since. If
she’s a Friends lover, she’ll probably adore this. And she’ll adore you too.
“I long for your bottom” hoodie
If your wife has a fabulous butt, you might want to give her our Harry Potter themed
hoodie that shows Neville Longbottom declaring he “longs for your bottom.” Because
that’s probably what you actually do. It’s somehow cute and perverse at the same time,
and who doesn’t love Harry Potter?
Valentine’s Day gifts for women that will make your spouse laugh
Having a strong sense of humour has proven to be an attractive trait for both men and
women. Who wants to be with a dullard who never makes their partner laugh? Not your
lady, that’s for sure. And it isn’t just about luring them into a relationship with your
sense of humour and then abruptly stopping the moment you get comfortable, you need to
keep on making her laugh, especially on Valentine’s Day when love is in the air.
Our Valentine’s Day gifts for women achieve this very thing. We source some of the
funniest jokes and memes from across the world, and print them onto cards, clothing,
mugs, puzzles, even cushions, so that you can express your love in the way that blokes
know best: through humour. And if your darling wife, fiancé, or girlfriend is anything
like you, we’re sure she’ll appreciate it.
Quality Valentine’s Day gifts for your girlfriend, wife, or fiancé
At Spicy Baboon, we don’t just want to make your lady laugh, we also want her to enjoy
our Valentine’s Day products for as long as possible. That’s why we use high quality
materials for every single one of them, so that they can be used time and time again
without falling apart after just a few uses. We use quality-graded paper and ink for our
cards and puzzles, premium porcelain for our mugs, top-quality, double-hemmed combed
cotton for all of our clothing, and soap ingredients that really do vanquish bacteria.
We’ve built supplier relationships and honed our manufacturing processes over the years
so that we can create the highest-quality items at the lowest prices, giving you great
value for money. Hilarious comedy + affordability is what we’re all about.
Why buy one of our Valentine’s Day gifts for her?
If you’re not already convinced after browsing through our collection of knee-slapping
Valentine’s Day gifts for her, here are a few more reasons to buy one of our products
for your love:
They’re funny. Really funny
We don’t want to flog this dead horse, but our products are designed to make people
laugh. This makes them the perfect Valentine’s Day gift for couples with a good sense of
humour. If that sounds like your wife, fiancé, or girlfriend, you’ve come to the right
place. Stay firmly in her good books with a Spicy Baboon gift.
They last for ages
As mentioned above, we don’t just want to make you laugh, we want you to be able to use
our products for years. So we manufacture them using high quality materials and modern
processes to ensure their durability. That’s just one reason why we have so many repeat
You can (obviously) wear our clothes, guzzle caffeine from our mugs, relax with our
puzzles, scrub your hands with our v**gina-shaped soaps, etc. Almost all of our products
can actually be used, and we think that’s important.
They are good value
Our Valentine’s Day gifts for her are competitively priced, especially considering their
quality. We refuse to sell cheap tat. Every one of our gifts have been created with high
quality in mind.
We are an Australian company
Supporting Aussie businesses is important because it helps to strengthen our economy.
This makes more money available for public services, improving the quality of life for
all Australians. We are proud to be a 100% Australian company, created and based in
Best Valentine's Day gift ideas for women—types of products we sell
Looking for Valentine’s Day gift ideas for women? We have some of the funniest you’ll
find in Australia. They’re definitely on the more traditional side of presents, but the
designs that we use make them 100% original, and hilarious if we do say so ourselves.
Here are the main categories of Valentine’s Day gifts for women that we sell:
Every Valentine’s Day present should come with a card, and if you’re already buying
another of our presents, you may as well keep the tone deliciously cheeky by buying one
of our cards too. You’ll find pop-up cards where cute bears intrude on you with their
chode, cards that express your love in the form of Dwayne Johnson, cards where Keanu
declares that your wife is breathtaking, and tons more.
We know you probably wish your lady didn’t have to wear clothes all the time, but unless
you both move to a nudist colony, sadly, she has to. We’ve got a large selection of crop
tops, t-shirts, and hoodies that are perfect for your lady Valentine, so she can look
stylish and be funny at the same time. Bonza.
You know those sequinned cushions where you rub it in a certain direction and it reveals
an image? Well we took that concept and used it to Rickroll people. One minute it’s just
a lovely unsuspecting cushion, and nek minute you’re mercilessly Rickrolled and won’t be
able to get the bloody song out of your head for the next four hours.
Your girlfriend needs her caffeine fix just as much as the next person, and we’ve got a
ton of hilarious mugs to accommodate. You’ll find memes and references from The Office,
Pixar, Star Wars, Kayne West, and can even create a special personalised mug with
whatever text you like. Perfect.
Plants liven up the home, and putting them into a ceramic c**k and balls planter livens
it up even more. Or we have a rather stylish one with a lady’s middle region. Both are
excellent rude additions to your lovely home.
Puzzles are a great activity for couples, and we sell a few Valentine’s Day designs to
make your lady chuckle. We have one with Big Barry and his gargantuan nob, Bob Ross, and
even a customised puzzle where you can print whatever you like—a nice photo of you both,
your favourite holiday destination, or perhaps your flaccid member flopping about in the
We’re proud of our naughty soap collection, purely for their resemblance to the real
thing. You’ll find c**ks, v**ginas, glory holes, and bath bombs that kindly request a
spanking. Getting clean has never been this filthy.