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You know what he loves more than your heart? Your sense of humour! Show it off with this hilariously awesome 3D card for Valentine's day/Anniversaries or any other lovey-dovey occasion!🩷
This cheeky 3D greeting card is perfect for from any top-heavy lover! What Aussie male wouldn't love a card with boobs on the front, and then MORE BOOBS that pop out in his face when he opens it!?
Perfect Occasions:
Valentine's day card, Dirty birthday cards for boyfriend, funny Anniversary cards for husband, adult 3D greeting cards couples, inappropriate gag gifts for spouse, and more.
What’s inside:
Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
Front cover: Text reads “I love you with all my boobs”
Inside of card: Text reads “I would say ‘heart’ but my boobs are bigger”
All cards are stocked in Australia for super fast shipping nation wide! 🦘

All items are shipped from the Spicy HQ in Brisbane Australia.
Australian Delivery
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*Times can vary during seasonal gifting times. For any delivery issues with tracked service, please lodge a ticket with Aus Post and send us your reference number to follow up.
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