Humping Animals 🐦🐝 - 2026 Calendar

The perfect gift for all animal lovers! 🎁🐻🐵🐸🐷🐮🦁🐧🐶🎁

This calendar is filled with beautiful photography of some of earth's most majestic creatures having a great time in nature.

Great option for Secret Santa/Kris Kringles & stocking fillers!

This is the Australian Edition calendar with Australian Public Holidays + a bunch of spicy days of the year included!

January - Promiscuous Pigs
February - Loving Lions
March - Horny Horses
April - Doggy Style Dogs
May - Mating Monkeys
June - Thirsty Tortoises
July - Fooking Flies
August - Lustful Leopards
September - Giraffes Going-at-it
October - Consummating Camels
November - Capybara Coitus
December - Penguin Porn

A4 Landscape Wall Calendar 

🦘✅ 100% Australian Owned ✅ Aussie Designers ✅ Aussie Printers |  𝟗𝟖% 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤*!

100% designed & printed right here in Brisbane, Australia.

Sure, you could buy cheap imported junk that takes weeks to arrive and never looks or feels like you hoped.  Or support a local crew creating original designs and backing them with real quality. 

All items are shipped from the Spicy HQ in Brisbane Australia. 

Australian Delivery

• Standard Aus Post (Tracked) - 4-8 Business days* to most Australian towns, please allow longer for rural delivery.
  
• Express Aus Post (Tracked) - 2-3 Business days* to all of Australia.   
  
• Domestic Letter Aus Post (Un-Tracked) - Shipped via standard letterbox postal service. No tracking provided and allow up to 10 business days* for delivery.  Not recommended for time sensitive orders & only available on small items. 

New Zealand Delivery

• Shipped with Australia Post and handed off to local operators (primariy NZ Post). Typical delivery time is 4-8 business days*.

International Shipping 

• Shipped with Australia Post and handed off to local operators. Times vary by country, please calculate your shipping time* on the Australia Post website HERE. (https://auspost.com.au/parcels-mail/calculate-postage-delivery-times) Shipping origin is Brisbane, Australia.   

*Times can vary during seasonal gifting times. For any delivery issues with tracked service, please lodge a ticket with Aus Post and send us your reference number to follow up. 

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Email

Email is one of the fastest methods to get a response, we've trained our Baboons up on typing and they can do an impressive 100 words per minute! All emails are automatically placed in our internal support portal for our team to see. 

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Phone

Need to get in contact with us ASAP?  No worries! Just give us a buzz or text on 0484 663 060 and one of our Baboons will do their best to help you out. Please note our phones are only manned during weekdays 9am-4pm AEST.