Offensive-ISH 😲🖍️ - Offensive Crayons

Introducing crayons that echo the dark corners of adult humor - but don't go too far! For those who know that colours should be as cheeky as their jokes, this pack is tailored just for you.

Shades that walk the fine line between hilarious and eyebrow-raising. With unforgettable hues like “eat your feelings orange”, “child bride blue”,  "Menstrual maroon", and “Vaping douche violet”, every scribble promises a chuckle or a gasp.

Looking for a quirky gift that'll raise some eyebrows at the office? One that's a bit cheeky but won't have you escorted out by HR? These crayons are the answer. The perfect present where the standard gift just won't do.

Features:

• A set of 24 shades, each more outrageous than the last.
• Names that ensure you'll never look at crayons the same way again.
• Stored locally in Brisbane for lightning-fast delivery across Australia.

All items are shipped from the Spicy HQ in Brisbane Australia. 

Australian Delivery

• Standard Aus Post (Tracked) - 4-8 Business days* to most Australian towns, please allow longer for rural delivery.
  
• Express Aus Post (Tracked) - 2-3 Business days* to all of Australia.   
  
• Domestic Letter Aus Post (Un-Tracked) - Shipped via standard letterbox postal service. No tracking provided and allow up to 10 business days* for delivery.  Not recommended for time sensitive orders & only available on small items. 

New Zealand Delivery

• Shipped with Australia Post and handed off to local operators (primariy NZ Post). Typical delivery time is 4-8 business days*.

International Shipping 

• Shipped with Australia Post and handed off to local operators. Times vary by country, please calculate your shipping time* on the Australia Post website HERE. (https://auspost.com.au/parcels-mail/calculate-postage-delivery-times) Shipping origin is Brisbane, Australia.   

*Times can vary during seasonal gifting times. For any delivery issues with tracked service, please lodge a ticket with Aus Post and send us your reference number to follow up. 

FAQs

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Email

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Phone

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