Porn Pack 🍆🖍️ - Offensive Crayons

Finally, a pack of crayons as dirty as your browser history. Draw with glorious colours that should keep your mind filled with imagery. Definitely not for the easily offended...

Offensive Crayons come in packs of 24 spicy-themed colours. It's the perfect gift for your dirty mates, co-workers or family members, and will be sure to have everyone in stitches!

This pack contains colours like “Anal Bleach Peach”, “Just the Tip Teal”, “I Think I’m Going to …Cream”, and other groan worthy colours.

Stocked locally in Brisbane for quick delivery Aus-wide!

All items are shipped from the Spicy HQ in Brisbane Australia. 

Australian Delivery

• Standard Aus Post (Tracked) - 4-8 Business days* to most Australian towns, please allow longer for rural delivery.
  
• Express Aus Post (Tracked) - 2-3 Business days* to all of Australia.   
  
• Domestic Letter Aus Post (Un-Tracked) - Shipped via standard letterbox postal service. No tracking provided and allow up to 10 business days* for delivery.  Not recommended for time sensitive orders & only available on small items. 

New Zealand Delivery

• Shipped with Australia Post and handed off to local operators (primariy NZ Post). Typical delivery time is 4-8 business days*.

International Shipping 

• Shipped with Australia Post and handed off to local operators. Times vary by country, please calculate your shipping time* on the Australia Post website HERE. (https://auspost.com.au/parcels-mail/calculate-postage-delivery-times) Shipping origin is Brisbane, Australia.   

*Times can vary during seasonal gifting times. For any delivery issues with tracked service, please lodge a ticket with Aus Post and send us your reference number to follow up. 

FAQs

Got some burning questions? You can check out our full FAQs here.

Email

Email is one of the fastest methods to get a response, we've trained our Baboons up on typing and they can do an impressive 100 words per minute! All emails are automatically placed in our internal support portal for our team to see. 

support@spicybaboon.com

Phone

Need to get in contact with us ASAP?  No worries! Just give us a buzz or text on 0484 663 060 and one of our Baboons will do their best to help you out. Please note our phones are only manned during weekdays 9am-4pm AEST.