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    Funny Stubby Holders

    As a scorching hot beer-drinking nation, Australia is the undisputed king of stubby coolers. And if you’re going to put a jacket on your beer, it may as well be something hilarious. That’s why we made our collection of funny stubby holdersβ€”because beer and jokes go hand in hand! We love all things irreverent, and we include all varieties on our funny stubbie holders. You’ll find the VB drinking council worker, masturbatory fishing jokes (who knew there was such a thing), Coronavirus quips, Simpsons gags, and plenty more. There’s something for everyone with our funny stubby holders, and they’re sure to be loved by the blokes in your family, or in your circle of mates.

    Dads, brothers, and mates our love our stubby holders

    Some blokes might be happy with stubby coolers that show their favourite hobby or a local company, but we say that’s bloody boring. If you know someone who is a regular booze drinker who likes to relax on the weekend with a cold one, add a bit of comedy to their life with a β€œBe Mein” Hitler cooler, a β€œSave Water, Drink Beer” cooler, or a spicy β€œAdios Bitchachos” cooler. They’ll be sure to make all of the lads or family laugh, whether they’re on a weekend camping trip, fishing on the lake, or caravanning around the country. Our coolers are excellent conversation starters, and a solid way to attract like-minded friends.

    What are the best occasions for our stubby coolers?

    Who even needs an occasion? You can buy one of our funny stubby coolers just to show your dad that you love him, you big old softy. Otherwise, our stubby coolers are great for Christmas, Father’s Day, and birthdaysβ€”any day where you have to buy a bloke a pressie. Of course, we have a few stubby holders for the ladies too. We’re not sexist mate.

    Bottle and can sizes for our stubbie holders

    Our stubbie holders are designed to fit all standard bottles and cans in Australia, which includes 250ml, 375ml (stubbies), and 750ml (long neck) bottle sizes, and 375ml cans. You’d have to buy the weirdest-shaped beers imaginable for them not to fit in our stubby holders. If you can find one, please get in touch so we can laugh at you.

    Here are some beers that you might find in one of our stubby holders:

    XXXX Golds, Great Northerns, VBs (get it up ya), James Boags, Tooheys, Coopers, Carltons, Furphys, Superdrys, Cascades, Little Creatures, James Squires.

    Why our customers love our beer stubby holders

    Look, life isn’t the easiest thing to get through. We’re launched into the world without our permission, expected to work until we’re grey and rickety, and then to top it all off, the grim reaper comes along and takes it all away again. That’s why the silly side of life is so importantβ€”it’s absolutely necessary for us to keep on chugging. Our funny beer stubby holders are just a small example of this attitude, and we are proud of making the world a slightly funnier and less serious place. It’s laugh or cry after all, and we choose laughter. That’s why our customers love our beer stubby holders, and keep on coming back for more.

    What are stubby holders?

    We’re a bit surprised you’re even reading this, but stubby holders are hollow, bottle-shaped moulded plastic that are used to cool drinks, usually alcohol. They use a material called neoprene, which has excellent insulation and slows the amount of cold that escapes from the bottle. It’s like a jacket if a jacket was made to cool you down, not warm you up. Or air conditioning for your booze.

    Neoprene is cheap to make and is easily wrapped in cloth that can be printed on, which is why so many companies use them for their promotional materials. But they’re usually bloody boringβ€”who wants a stubby holder from their local butchers? Not us. We like fun stubby holders, so we created loads of them.

    Who invented the stubbie holder?

    The invention of the stubbie holder is shrouded in mystery, which makes them even more bloody cool. Some say that the famous stubbie holder was invented right here in good old Australia by inventor Alex Lang, in the 1960s. Lang named his product the stubby holder after our stubby bottles. Others believe that it was created by the American company Radio Cap Corporation in 1991, who were the first to use neoprene as an insulation material, and only then did it come to Australia through an improved version by Shane Walsh (not to be confused with Shane Warne). The Americans called the product a koozie, which sounds bloody daft to us.

    How to clean your stubby holder?

    The best way to clean your stubby holder and keep the design intact is to wash it up in the sink, making sure to rinse it properly afterwards to prevent the soap from spoiling the design.

    How to store stubby coolers?

    There’s no special way to store your stubby coolers. Just put them in a cupboard somewhere and grab them whenever you need. The only thing you shouldn’t do is put heavy things on them like baking dishes or frying pans or hunks of cured meats. This will crumple up the stubby coolers and may ruin their designs, which would be a bloody disaster.

    Places to take your stubby holder

    I mean, you can take your stubby holder wherever the hell you like, but these are some of our favourite places to slot beers into them:

    🦈 Fishing on the open ocean 🦈

    Yanking in a monstrous snapper just wouldn’t feel right without a chilled beer by your side.

    πŸ”₯ Family BBQs πŸ”₯

    It just isn’t possible to listen to your uncle’s awful stories without drinking at least three beers.

    πŸ–οΈ Beach days πŸ–οΈ

    We have over 12,000 beaches in this beautiful country, and they can be better appreciated with a cool beer in your hand. Just don’t leave your precious stubby cooler behind, for God’s sake.

    🏑 On your deck or in your garden 🏑

    You don’t have to travel far with your stubby holder. Your deck or garden will probably be where you use it the most.

    πŸ•οΈ Camping Trips πŸ•οΈ

    when you’re putting your camper trailer to good use around some isolated Queensland lake, that scorching sun will boil your beer in minutes (probably). So make sure you take your stubby holder with you. You should probably drive back home if you’ve forgotten it.

    πŸ› οΈ While you’re fixing shit πŸ› οΈ

    Tinkering with an engine, putting up a shelf, building a bloody dog houseβ€”all of these things are much better with beer, especially cold beer.

    Other uses for our stubby coolers

    We aren’t going to stand here and pretend that there are any other legitimate uses for our stubby coolers, but if you’re really bored, you can try using them for the following:

    A spacious home for a small spider. It can make its web at the top of the stubby holder and catch as many delicious flies as it needs.

    A handy place to store the thousands of 8mm screws you’ve collected over the years.

    Sound-blocking devices to prevent your partner from talking to you. Just secure one stubby holder over each ear with duct tape (yes, duct tape. You don’t want it to fall off do you?)

    Stubby Coolers - FAQs

    • 1. Do your stubbie holders work?

      Our stubbie holders are made from high quality, 5mm thick neoprene synthetic rubberβ€”a material invented way back in 1930 and known for its impressive insulating properties. It’s also nice and cheap to produce, which is why our coolers are $14.95 and not $149.95. All of our stubbie holders have glued and taped seams, are overlocked at the top and bottom, and have a strong glued-in base. They’ll be home to many many beers over the years. But don’t take our word for itβ€”buy one of our funny stubby holders and see how long it takes for your beer to get warm. We guarantee it’ll stay cold for ages (not that you’ll need it to, you filthy alcoholic).

    • 2. Are your stubby holders Australia made?

      You’re damn right they are. Our stubby holders are designed and manufactured in our great country of Australia, by our army of comedy baboons. We are proud of our selection of beer stubby holders, and put lots of time and effort into coming up with funny, eye-catching designs. We have also honed our manufacturing process over the years and can knock out plenty of high-quality coolers for affordable prices.

    • 3. What is the funniest stubby holder you have?

      Look, we don’t want to brag, but our β€œMaster Baiter” stubby holder is probably one of the funniest damn products you’ll ever come across in your life. It appeals to blokes who love fishing and…other things, which is a sizable portion of Australian men, and probably some ladies too. We haven’t met any, but please pass on their numbers if you have.

    • 4. Who makes your stubby holder designs?

      Our marketing team is responsible for all of our stubby holder designs, which are composed of baboons who come up with ideas, and design baboons who are somehow able to use programs like Illustrator and Photoshop. All we need to do is give them plenty of fruits and seeds and the occasional antelope, and they keep on producing our stubby holder designs. Pretty sweet deal for everyone, if you ask us.

    • 5. Can I return your stubby cooler if I don’t like it?

      This has literally never happened in the years we’ve been operating, but if you insist on returning one of our awesome stubby coolers, please do so within 14 days. And also don’t use the item before returning itβ€”obviously! All you’ll need is a proof of purchase. We might also provide a partial refund in some cases, so it’s best to get it in touch with us to see what we can do.

    • 6. I’m offended by your stubby holdersβ€”how can I complain?

      The best way to complain is to drive to the nearest lake and go jump into it. Once you’re in, swim to the lowest point of the lake, where you’ll find a chest in the shape of a baboon. Open the chest, and inside you’ll find a stone tablet with our phone number engraved on it. Exit the lake, call the number, and make your complaint to one of our customer service baboons. Good bloody luck.