Check out our spicy Christmas gifts under $10
If you’re looking for naughty $10 Kris Kringle gifts, you’ve come to the right place. We have a good selection of funny presents that work perfectly for Secret Santa, including:
Funny Xmas cards
Christmas cards allow us to go wild with our spicy designs, and we love them for it. We’ve got Kath & Kim wishing “hornbags” a noice Christmas, Dwayne Johnson Rocking around the Christmas tree, boozy combos that invite you into the Christmas spirit, and plenty more. You’re sure to find a funny card that will make your Secret Santa chuckle.
Bold soap
Have your Secret Santa scrub their nether regions with a soap that wishes them a Merry f**cking Christmas at the same time, so they never forget that it’s the holiday season. But it might also mean they’ll be thinking about you in the shower. Not sure if that’s a good thing or not.
Oh-so-funny stickers
OK, so we have over 200 of these in our range so we don’t want to play favourites. But because everyone knows a crazy fish lover in their life, we thought we’d just give an ahoy to our Master Baiter version. Funny as.
Spicy calendars
Keep someone’s love life spicy year-round with our Humping Animals calendar (or suitably impress that colleague you’ve been eying off for waaay too long).
Fun is the aim of the game | $10 Secret Santa gifts
Secret Santa wouldn’t be the same if everyone bought boring practical presents for each other. When the game begins, we expect there to be a few silly gifts that make people laugh, and that’s why Spicy Baboon’s products are perfect. If you’re after good Secret Santa presents under $10 that are excellent quality, great value, and designed to raise the roof with laughter, we’re your definite go-to. Fun is the aim of the game!
Here’s why our Secret Santa gifts under $10 are awesome
They’re hilarious
You might be getting tired of reading this, but first and foremost, our Kris Kringle gifts are designed to be funny, which is exactly what we think the game is all about. Nobody wants to open a boring pair of socks or a department store gift voucher. They want to be slapped in the face with a bit of irreverent comedy. You’ve come to the right place for that.
They’re well made
We’re not in the business of making cheap products that fall apart after a few uses. Our $10 Secret Santa gifts in Australia are made with high-quality materials and can be used time and time again. Unless you’re talking about our soap. That will probably be gone by next Christmas unless your Secret Santa is a filthy grub.
Great value
We have an awesome selection of Secret Santa gifts. In fact, we think they are some of the top 10 Secret Santa gifts in Oz, which makes them great value for money, especially if you catch one of our sale items.
Australian-made
We are passionate about supporting Australia’s economy, and by buying a Spicy Baboon gift, you’ll be doing that very thing. Our products are designed and manufactured within our glorious country.
Your family, colleagues, and friends will love a $10 Secret Santa gift.
Our $10 Kris Kringle gifts are suitable for pretty much anyone with a sense of humour: your parents, siblings, mates, and colleagues. You might not get away with them if you work in a really really boring workplace where HR has an iron grip on things, but that’s rare. Aussies tend to have a good sense of humour, which is why we sell so many of our products 😉
Frequently Asked Questions
1. Can I return my Kris Kringle gift?
You certainly can return your gift, but it must be within 14 days of purchase. You’ll just need to give us your order number or name, and return the product in the exact same condition that it was sent. We obviously can’t refund gifts that have been damaged, written in, or soiled in any way. Soiled. Yuck.
There may be instances where we can offer you a partial refund, so if you’re unsure for your
particular product, please get in touch and we’ll clarify for you.
2. What are your shipping times?
We have two primary shipping times for our orders, one regular, one fast:
Standard post—this arrives within 4-8 business days, plus 1-3 business days for order processing.
Express post—this arrives within 2-3 business days, plus 1-3 business days for order processing.
Christmas is a busy time for us, so there may be some very short delays in our shipping times over December. So we strongly recommend buying your Kris Kringle gifts early to avoid
disappointment.
3. Can I collect my order instead of having it shipped?
You’re on a budget and don’t have a lot of cash to splash on presents (or you’re just a tight arse who doesn’t want to part with it). We get it. That’s why, if you live in Brisneyland, you’ll be happy to know you can actually collect your order from downtown Woolloongabba and avoid shipping fees. Or why not make a day of it and collect your Kris Kringle gift after a game of cricket at the Gabba? Your mates will revere you even more and secretly wish it’s for them.
4. Who creates your Secret Santa gifts?
We have a talented team of creative (and dirty minded) baboons who work tirelessly on coming up with new and uber funny design ideas. Yes, they’ve got a screw or two loose, but that’s what makes them so awesome!
5. Do you ship internationally?
Oui. Si. Ja. OK that’ll do, you get the drift. The answer is yes! How cool will it be to share some of Australia’s down right dirty humour with your overseas mates and share our spice with the world! Re. the cost, it will depend on the country we are shipping to.