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    Our collection of Kris Kringle gift ideas $20

    If you’re after a Kris Kringle gift idea under $20, we have plenty of hilarious pressies for you. Whether it’s for a family member, a colleague, or a friend, give them a Secret Santa chuckle with one of these comedy gifts:


    Calendars

    Who doesn’t want to see some of our favourite Aussie icons plastered on their kitchen wall, happily sitting in Irish Pubs, on tropical beaches, and in fields of daisies? Help your Kris Kringle plan their year with a laugh.


    Cards

    Cards are a staple Christmas gift, and ours include funny memes and cultural references that are sure to provide a chuckle. Kath & Kim , Mike Tyson, and Rabid Ray Graham are just a few.


    Mugs

    we all need our caffeine hit in the morning, so why not have it in a porcelain receptacle that makes you smirk? Your buddy will be reminded of you every morning as they sip their coffee from your superb present (particularly if YOUR mug is on THEIR mug LOL ). Whether that’s a good thing or not remains to be seen.


    Soap

    If your pressie recipient wasn’t already reminded of Christmas enough by the countless decorations and adverts, you can force it into their shower with a bar of soap that wishes them a Merry f**king Christmas. Then they definitely won’t forget.


    Stubby Holders

    it’s Christmas and there’s plenty of booze to be drunk, so take a look at our collection of comedy stubby coolers. We’ve got sexy Santa, Dwayne Johnson rocking around his Christmas tree, Aussie legend Steve Irwin, and tons more.


    Your family and coworkers will love our Secret Santa gifts under $20

    Here at Spicy Baboon, we believe that Christmas should be fun. That’s why we’ve created some of the spiciest and most irreverent Secret Santa gifts that money can buy, with plenty of shock value and tons of laughs to be had. They’re perfect for families, friends, and coworkers who aren’t easily offended, with a happy-go-lucky sense of humour.

    Who wants to receive yet another boring candle or a $20 gift card? That’s just lacking in imagination. But thankfully, our creative baboons have done the thinking for you and come up with tons of original, affordable and funny Secret Santa gifts under $20 that will have everyone in the room laughing.


    Best Secret Santa gifts under $20

    If you’re still not sure about whether to buy one of our funny Secret Santa gifts, maybe we can convince you. These are some important reasons why you should definitely definitely buy one for your Kris Kringle choice:


    Hilarious

    let’s face it: laughing is possibly one of the best things about life. It’s a joyful experience that we all want and need, especially when things are tough (which is often for many people). A funny Secret Santa gift may not seem like much, but giving people a laugh or chuckle will help you brighten their day a little, and if that doesn’t fit with the spirit of Christmas, we don’t know what does.


    Practical

    Many of our Secret Santa gifts under $20 are practical—we don’t sell mere tat! Calendars, stubby coolers, soap bars—they can all be used regularly throughout the year for real purposes.


    Great Value

    We have selected the best value manufacturers for our products while also keeping quality high. This allows us to sell products that are great value for money.


    They’re Aussie-made

    By purchasing a Spicy Baboon gift, you’re helping to support our Australian economy by keeping the wealth here. That’s important for jobs, public services, living standards, and our general quality of life.


    $20 Secret Santa gift ideas in Australia

    We have a reputation to keep, which is why we use high quality materials and manufacturing processes for all of our products. That includes quality neoprene synthetic rubbers for our stubby coolers, premium porcelain for our mugs, and high-grade paper for our Christmas cards and calendars. Even though you might like the sound of Secret Santa gifts under $20, you’ll be stoked to know that your Kris Kringle gift won’t fall apart after a few uses. You can expect to see it appear for many Christmases over. In fact you might even get sick of seeing it, at which point you can buy another even funnier present. What a world we live in!


    Where did Secret Santa come from?

    Secret Santa is a tradition that hasn’t been around for that long, but despite this, it’s surprisingly difficult to pin down its history. Some say that it was started by American philanthropist Larry Dean Stewart, who kickstarted the idea by giving people anonymous gifts during the Christmas season. He did this for over 25 years, and his identity wasn’t revealed until 2006. He also trained more Secret Santas to carry on his charitable practice in the city of Kansas, giving around $65,000 to needy people. What a star.

    But…that might not be correct. Other sources say that Secret Santa comes from Scandinavia, where people left unidentified presents outside people’s houses. This became known as Julklapp.

    Does it really matter where it came from though? We don’t think so. Secret Santa is an excellent tradition that brings us a little closer at Christmas, especially when you throw in some humour.


    Frequently Asked Questions

    1. Can I return my Kris Kringle gift?

    You certainly can return your gift, but it must be within 14 days of purchase. You’ll just need to give us your order number or name, and return the product in the exact same condition that it was sent. We obviously can’t refund gifts that have been damaged, written in, or soiled in any way. Soiled. Yuck.

    There may be instances where we can offer you a partial refund, so if you’re unsure for your
    particular product, please get in touch and we’ll clarify for you.

    2. What are your shipping times?

    We have two primary shipping times for our orders, one regular, one fast:

    Standard post—this arrives within 4-8 business days, plus 1-3 business days for order processing.

    Express post—this arrives within 2-3 business days, plus 1-3 business days for order processing.

    Christmas is a busy time for us, so there may be some very short delays in our shipping times over December. So we strongly recommend buying your Kris Kringle gifts early to avoid
    disappointment.

    3. Can I collect my order instead of having it shipped?

    You’re on a budget and don’t have a lot of cash to splash on presents (or you’re just a tight arse who doesn’t want to part with it). We get it. That’s why, if you live in Brisneyland, you’ll be happy to know you can actually collect your order from downtown Woolloongabba and avoid shipping fees. Or why not make a day of it and collect your Kris Kringle gift after a game of cricket at the Gabba? Your mates will revere you even more and secretly wish it’s for them.

    4. Who creates your Secret Santa gifts?

    We have a talented team of creative (and dirty minded) baboons who work tirelessly on coming up with new and uber funny design ideas. Yes, they’ve got a screw or two loose, but that’s what makes them so awesome!

    5. Do you ship internationally?

    Oui. Si. Ja. OK that’ll do, you get the drift. The answer is yes! How cool will it be to share some of Australia’s down right dirty humour with your overseas mates and share our spice with the world! Re. the cost, it will depend on the country we are shipping to.