








T-Rect 🦖🍆 - 3D Inappropriate Greeting Card
The T-Rect Pop-Up Card – romantic? Not exactly. Unhinged? Absolutely. The front reads “You make me…” and then BAM – open it up to reveal a furious 3D dino with a massive raging d*ck, and the punchline: “T-Rect.” It’s prehistoric horniness at its finest. Perfect for partners with a twisted sense of humour or anyone who makes your Jurassic bits go wild. 🦖🍆💥
Perfect Occasions:
Horny anniversaries, filthy Valentine’s Days, your dino-obsessed partner, or anyone who gets you T-Rect in all the wrong (right) ways. 🦖🍆❤️🔥
What’s inside:
Card size: 15cm x 20cm
Envelope size: 16cm x 21cm
Includes Note card insert for handwritten message: 9cm x 14cm
All cards are stocked in Australia for super fast shipping nation wide! 🦘