Our Christmas t-shirts
We come up with new Christmas shirts every year, but here are some of our current shirts that will have people howling with laughter:
Raygun Sweater
The Raygun Sweater T-shirt pays tribute to none other than the legendary breakdancer, Raygun, who tore up the stage at the 2024 Olympics. If you remember her jaw-dropping moves, this shirt is a must-have. It’s got all of Raygun’s most iconic dance poses, laid out like a cheeky Christmas sweater design — perfect for adding a bit of festive flair with some serious style. Whether you're a fan of breakdancing, know someone who is or just want to rock something totally unique this Christmas, this shirt’s got (and can be on) your back. It’s the perfect conversation starter at any holiday BBQ or gathering. Plus, it’s a little nod to one of the most memorable moments of 2024. We reckon it's bloody hilarious! Throw this on, and you’ll be showing off some serious festive swag with an Aussie twist.
Merry Chrithmith from Tyson
We’re still hoping that Tyson doesn’t visit our office and beat the living crap out of us for this one. But it’s damn funny. Just look at his grinning heavyweight face circled by a festive wreath. Wonderful.
Kath & Kim’s noice Christmas
Get yourself a noice noice noice Christmas t-shirt ya ho-ho-hornbag and watch the Kath & Kim quotes come rolling in. Australian comedy at its finest.
Big Barry’s massive present
Ahh Big Barry. The unsuspecting meme celebrity with his absurdly huge Christmas package. I wonder what’s in it?
Personalised xmas t-shirts
Put your family’s grinning faces onto foolish elves and parade them around the house. It’s super-easy to add your images, and they’re available in three classic colours.
Ho’s in the house
What’s Christmas without (at least) a couple of ho’s?
Trump making Christmas great again
America’s most loved and hated former president wants nothing more than to make your Christmas great again. How he plans on doing that isn’t disclosed, but he seems like a trustworthy guy. Right? Right?!
Tinsel tits
They’re round, off-yellow, a bit hairy, and peppered with little shiny baubles. Tinsel tits are the best tits
Bin chickens getting trashed
Who doesn’t love getting trashed on Christmas day? Not bin chickens, that’s for sure. Especially not bin chickens in Christmas hats and waistcoats.
Santa’s suggestive present
Santa has bought you his present. But he’s naked and laying on it. What could it be?
Rabid Ray Graham channelling an enraged hound
Anyone who has watched the clip of Rabid Ray Graham transforming into a furious beast will probably want to buy this t-shirt immediately and try to copy him. But you’ll copy him badly. Nobody does it like Ray Graham. You’ll get bonus points for upsetting your wife though.
Well hung
If you’re blessed with a particularly large member and you want to not-so-subtly tell everyone about it, this is the t-shirt for you.
McClane doing what McClane does best>
Just give him a semi-automatic weapon and a Christmas hat, and John McClane will clear the world of terrorists. But only during the holiday period. He hibernates in a nice ventilation shaft for the rest of the year.
Kevin McCallister’s filthy animal
What better way to receive a merry Christmas than to be reminded of the filthy animal you are. And nobody does it better than our favourite Christmas kid Kevin McCallister.
Dwight being logical
Just because it’s Christmas, doesn’t mean you can just break the ironclad rules of logic. Dwight is here to remind you of that, you imbecile.
Grumpy cat not wanting a jot of snow
Dashing through the snow? No. I’ll scowl by the fire thank-you-very-much.
Will Ferrell’s delightful Elf
What says Christmas excitement like Will Ferrell’s ecstatic face? He’s absolutely bursting at the seams. And so should you be—it’s Christmas!!
Brewdolf absolutely smashed
Rudolph has the brightest red nose of all of the reindeer, and it’s because he chugs litres of lager at a time. Hopefully the sleigh police don’t catch him on the 24th December, because then Christmas will be f**ked for everyone.
Mariah Carey. Yewww
Some say that the Christmas season starts when radio stations start playing Mariah Carey’s festive hit. You can encourage them to do so by putting on this t-shirt and hanging around outside their buildings.
Everyone’s favourite crooning bauble
Every year, Michael Buble comes out of his cave, sings a few Christmas songs, and then retreats back again. So we turned him into a Christmas bauble to celebrate this tradition.
Aussie cricket legend Richie Benaud
There’s only one word to describe the absolute legend that is Richie Benaud: marvellous. And we made this marvellous Christmas t-shirt so you can commemorate him every year.
Conor McGregor wishing you an angry Christmas
Wish your friends and family a Merry Fookin Christmas from the world’s angriest and speediest MMA fighter.
Hermione’s mimosa
You’ve been saying “mimosa” wrong all these years, but don’t worry, Hermione is here to correct you. Emphasise the “o” you uncultured swines.
Santa fighting a kangaroo
Roos don’t do much fighting around Christmas because it’s too bloody hot. But they aren’t about to back down from an aggressive opponent, even if it is Santa Clause himself. Our money is on the roo.
Rick turning himself into a Christmas shirt
He turned himself into a pickle, which means he can turn himself into pretty much anything, including a Christmas shirt that you can wear.
Fighting Hasbulla
He may be short and baby-faced, but he isn’t about to take your s**t. Put up your dukes against Hasbulla if you dare.
Our Christmas shirts Australia are loved by all
Our huge selection of Christmas shirts are loved by pretty much everyone. They’re a great present for yourself, your mum, dad, sister, brother, buddies, and even your colleagues. Our designers make a point of creating a diverse selection of t-shirts that use some of the funniest memes, shows, movies, celebrities, quotes, and other jolly references to remind people it’s Christmas and give them a much-needed laugh.
You can find t-shirts on the more innocent side like our adorable Gizmo shirt, but mostly we have inappropriate, irreverent, and devilishly funny designs that are designed to be tongue-in-cheek. That’s why we’re called Spicy Baboon! There’s nothing quite like unwrapping a hilarious Christmas shirt on xmas morning, throwing it on, and chuckling along as people see it for the first time.
We are the kings of funny Christmas shirts
Christmas shirts are one of our favourite things to make, and it shows in our collection of designs (and in our sales too!). They are absolutely loved by our customers, and we have a lot of fun coming up with new designs every year. Of course, we keep our classics because we assume there would be literal rioting if we didn’t.
A funny Christmas T Shirt is created in a couple of stages. First, we lock our marketing baboons in a room for 24 days and 24 nights, supply them with plenty of fruits, seeds, and the occasional antelope, and then we let them out when the time has expired. They emerge in desperate need of showers, in addition to at least 50 funny new ideas. We whittle these ideas down to the very best, and then hand them over to our design baboons.
When the design baboons have the ideas, they fire up Illustrator and slowly turn them into fully-fledged designs that can be printed onto t-shirts. But not after a lot of persuasion and bribery. We usually have to make them all kinds of promises like more comfortable chairs, upgraded work vehicles, and cash bonuses. They’re a prickly bunch. But they’re the best so how can we argue with them?
When we have our brand new Christmas t-shirt designs, we send them onto our manufacturer to print test versions, which we inspect closely, wear, yank, spill our drink on, and every in between. When we’re happy with its quality, we request hundreds more, before finally advertising them on this page to be bought by your spectacular self.
Our Christmas T Shirts are 100% quality cotton
We don’t want you to wear your Christmas shirt a couple of times and have it fall apart (even if it’s one of those bad Christmas shirts your Aunty Karen nearly has a fit over). That’s not what we’re all about. We want you to be able to pull it out every single year, throw it on, and strut around proudly like a noble Christmas reindeer. So we make all of our shirts with pure, 100% combed cotton, double hems, and a durable crew neck design. We even pre shrink them to reduce shrinkage after your first wash, so you can be sure that the shirt will fit you for plenty of Christmases (unless you get real chubby. We can’t prevent that I’m afraid).
Quality is incredibly important to us, because we want to build a brand that is known for its quality. This is not only good for our customers, but is also good for the novelty industry as a whole, which is often fraught with cheaply-made items that quickly come apart. That’s our worst nightmare.
So we’ve taken the time to hone our designing, printing, and manufacturing processes, which also includes an extensive testing phase to put our t-shirts and other products through the wringer. The results speak for themselves: durable t-shirts and other products that can be used time and time again.
Why buy novelty Christmas Shirts in Australia from Spicy Baboon?
There’s millions of reasons to buy a funny Christmas shirt from Spicy Baboon. Millions. But here are some of the most important:
They’re hilarious
Christmas is a time for spreading good cheer, and what better way to do so than with a hilarious t-shirt? Our funny Christmas T shirts contain some of the funniest memes, quotes, and Aussie cultural references that are instantly recognisable and funny year after year. They make Christmas a little more fun, and we say that’s a good thing.
They can be worn time and time again
We make our Christmas t-shirts from 100% pure cotton, so they can be worn every single year. Hell, you can wear them for 365 days if you want to, although you might get some funny looks.
You’re not a boring person
You can certainly buy yourself a t-shirt with a beautiful, peaceful Christmas scene on it. But who the hell is going to laugh at that? Samuel L.Jackson wishing you a merry motherf**king Christmas, on the other hand…
You can quote the hell out of them
Our t-shirts are endlessly quotable. You can relive some of the funniest and stupidest s**t to be found in popular culture, provided it’s on one of our funny Christmas t-shirts.
Other uses for our Christmas T Shirts Australia
We aren’t going to sit here and pretend that there are other uses for our xmas shirts, but if you’re in the mood to get creative, you can use them for the following purposes:
A parachute for your guinea pig
If your guinea pig insists on going skydiving every Christmas but you always struggle to find a parachute that fits him, why not repurpose one of our funny Xmas shirts? Cut the right-shaped holes here and then and you may have a surprisingly effective wind-resistance device that will carry the little guy to safety. (Please don’t actually try this. Guinea pigs are innocent).
A Rambo-style headband
Slice your Christmas t-shirt into a colourful thin strip, tie it around your head, arm yourself to the teeth, and spend the day pretending to be some kind of Rambo badass. You deserve it.
A pair of fancy underwear
Use a little extra fabric to magically rework your t-shirt into a pair of Christmas briefs. Slowly reveal them to your partner to make things extra sexy and romantic. It works—we tried it ourselves.
Our Xmas shirts are designed and manufactured in Australia
Spicy Baboon is an Australian-owned and operated company, and we design and manufacture all of our products right here. We strongly believe in supporting local Aussie businesses. It not only helps to keep a strong economy, but is also better for the environment because less fuel is needed to transport goods around the world. When you buy from Spicy Baboon, you’re helping to do both of these things, which we believe is pretty damn important.
A brief history of the (Christmas) T Shirt
Believe it or not, the humble t-shirt actually started as a jumpsuit. Back in the 19th century, labourers, miners, and stevedores wore these jumpsuits for their daily work, which is obviously not the most practical form of clothing during the hotter months. So they sliced off the sleeves. Lo and behold: the t-shirt was invented.
As far as the first manufactured t-shirt goes, these are believed to have been created during the Spanish-American war in 1898, though it’s unclear exactly who made them. This was followed by a product from the Cooper Underwear Company in 1904, who created and advertised a garment with “no safety pins, no buttons, no needle, and no thread”—a super-simple piece of clothing that could be thrown on with ease.
But—the garment still wasn’t called a t-shirt. This didn’t happen until 1920, when it was officially inducted into the dictionary after famous writer F.Scott Fitzgerald used the word in his novel This Side of Paradise.
What about the first Christmas t-shirt though? Well that’s a mystery, and unless we have a time machine, we’ll probably never know.
Christmas T-Shirts Australia - FAQs
1. Can I return my ugly Christmas shirt?
We believe ugly is in the eye of the beholder, but if you can’t appreciate true fugliness, then go right ahead. However, if you want to return any Christmas tee shirts, you will need to do so within 14 days for a full refund. The t-shirt must be in perfect, unworn condition, and you’ll need to provide us with proof of purchase such as your order email, or your email address so that we can look you up in our system. Easy peasy!
2. Do you have any particularly ugly Christmas shirts you can recommend?
We don’t believe that any of our Christmas t-shirts are truly ugly, but if we were forced to pick one, it would probably be our “It’s The Most Wonderful Time For A Beer” shirt. It’s nicely designed but includes some seriously clashing colours that give it a solid jarring effect—perfect for beer-addled eyeballs when everything is hazy and nothing makes sense. Chuck on a real trippy Christmas movie and you have all the ingredients for a good time.
3. Where else can I buy funny Xmas shirts?
Ummm…nowhere. Literally nowhere else sells funny Christmas shirts. Aren’t you lucky to have landed in exactly the right place? Now get picking before they all sell out!!
4. How will it take for my Xmas T shirts to arrive?
We like to think we’re the Baboon Capital of Brisbane, so our team will prepare and print your items within one to four business days. Here are our full shipping times through Australia Post:
• Standard post—4 to 8 business days • Express post—2 to 3 business days
As you might expect, Christmas is a busy time for us, and we can’t always rely on shipping couriers to deliver our t-shirts in time. So to avoid disappointment, order your t-shirt as early as you can. Try late November. You want to impress everyone with your funny Christmas t-shirt, don’t you?
5. Do you have any Aussie Christmas party shirts?
The Aussiest of our Aussie Christmas shirts has got to be the VB longneck council worker who tells you exactly what you should be drinking at 20 to 8 in the morning. Otherwise, you’re clearly not a f**ken fair dinkum full-grown Aussie. GET IT UP YA.
6. Do you have any cool or inappropriate Christmas shirts?
We realise that you have an image to maintain (whether inappropriate or not), and we have a few cool Christmas t-shirts that can help you to maintain it: