I need a gift, and I need it QUICK!
Ok, calm down Karen. We're on your side and lucky for you, you've stumbled upon the best place for a gift. Have a scroll through this collection and you'll surely find something perfect for whoever you're buying for. If you forgot a Birthday is coming up (we won't tell anyone), don't worry, we ship everything out super quickly from our Brisbane HQ. Choose Express Shipping for urgent orders.
We think they're the coolest gifts on the market (we might be a bit biased), and so do plenty of our awesome customers who have left reviews! Check 'em out for yourself...
History of Aussie Birthdays
Let's take a look at the ripper history of birthdays Down Under. Picture this: back in the day, our convict ancestors didn't have fancy cakes or blow-out bashes. Nah mate, they marked their birthdays with a cold one and a cheeky yarn around the campfire. As time went on, we Aussies upped our game. Enter the 20th century, and suddenly, we're all about party pies, fairy bread, and pavlovas. Chuck in a backyard barbie and a couple tinnies, and you've got yourself a classic Aussie shindig!
Now, what's a birthday without a bit of friendly ribbing? In true Aussie spirit, we never let our mates celebrate without a bit of banter. And banter is EXACTLY what we've loaded into each & every design we put on our awesome gifts.
These cards have got everything. Whether it's Big Barry's huge member, Rick Astley singing for hours on end, a classic reference from Film & TV, or a surprise popping out from the card; you'll find the perfect card for whoever's Birthday is coming up. Save on shipping by purchasing for a few people, plan ahead and do the country proud.
Why buy Gifts from Spicy Baboon?
We saw a gap in the market for hilarious & unique designs to get people talking and to get the party started. We don't sell ordinary crap, which is pretty much our whole philosophy. That’s where our crack squad of talented baboons come in. They create all of our designs right here at our Brisbane HQ, blending memes, pop culture, and a wicked sense of humour to bring you the best Birthday Gifts with just the right amount of sass.
But since you found your way here all on your own (well done, mate), you probably already knew that didn’t you? So why else should you get your Birthday Gifts from us?
1. We use high quality materials for all our products
We want to make sure that your gifts last for as long as possible, so we’re only using the good stuff.
Our clothing is 100% combed cotton, secured with double needle hems and pre-shrunk. It also comes in a great range of sizes, also be sure to check out our Kid's Range - deck out the little ones in selected matching designs.
Our cards are printed on high-grade paper, using quality ink, meaning your recipient will be able to display them proudly on their desk/mantlepiece/work bench/in the car/the bathroom… we don’t know who you're buying for, you do. They can put them wherever they'd like, we don't judge.
Our mugs are dishwasher and microwave safe, printed onto porcelain with quality inks. Perfect for standing outside with a cup of coffee, and sipping in style. It's the little things, y'know?
We’d go on, but you get the idea – our products are pretty bloody ripper!
2. Our range is huge
From cards to t-shirts, aprons to stubby holders, and stickers to bar mats, we’ve got the most unique gifts for birthday celebrations. Many of our designs can be slapped onto a multitude of gifts, and we can even personalise some of them too, just so your recipient doesn’t forget who absolutely NAILED the gifts this year.
3. We offer excellent value for money
Everyone loves a good deal, and the Spicy Baboon team have made sure our gifts are no exception. We’ve worked our big red baboon butts off to build great relationships with our suppliers. That means we get good prices and THAT means YOU get good prices too. It’s just good business, mate.
4. We’re an Australian company
Supporting Aussie businesses and buying as local as you can is a great way to support our economy. Choosing to shop with Spicy Baboon means you’re backing a 100% Australian business, with Aussie designers, Aussie printers, and an Aussie HQ, right here in sunny Brisbane!
Birthday Gift Inspiration
Need a bit of gift inspo? Here’s some of our favourite and most loved options for birthdays, or any other occasion!
Best Sellers
As voted by YOU, the customer. These are a few of the most popular gifts from Spicy Baboon.
They're tried + tested, and are sure to make whoever's receiving them as Happy as Larry (who's Larry?)
Shower Beer Holder / Bath Wine Holder
This is a great gift for just about anyone. Whether it’s after work, before a night out, or recovering from the night before, showers are that much better when they involve a beer, and our silicon stubby holder makes it so easy. It’ll stick to just about any clean, dry surface, features handy drain holes, and can hold pretty much anything from beer cans to longnecks to regular bottles! Like we said, it’s a great gift for anyone – after all, who doesn’t want to get naked and drink beer?
If a bath is more their forte, pick up a Bath Wine Holder instead, which is better suited for wine glasses. Of course, there's no real rules here - they're both equipped with a super sticky surface, perfect for sticking wherever.
Offensive Pens - Funny Pens
Got a friend who thrives on sarcasm and witty comebacks? Gift them the Offensive Pens 5-Pack, and watch their inner sass master light up.
Perfect for that colleague who needs to spice up their memos or your mate who lives for epic one-liners. Warning: Not suitable for the faint-hearted or those who prefer their humor mild.
Big Barry UNCENSORED Heat Reveal Magic Mug
Watch Big Barry reveal all with this heat-activated magic mug. Perfect for the bloke or shiela who loves a bit of naughty humor with their morning coffee.
Completely uncensored for the LONGEST possible laughs!
Dogs Pooping in Beautiful Australian Places
Celebrate the majestic Aussie landscape, one dog poop at a time. This calendar is a hilarious gift for anyone that appreciates both nature and a good laugh.
Psst... submissions for next year's calendar are now OPEN! If you have an awesome poopy shot you'd like to share with us to be considered for our next calendar, click the link below.
Master Baiter Product Range
For the avid fisherman or woman with a sense of humor, the "Master Baiter" stubby holder is the catch of the day. Perfect for birthdays, fishing trips or for anyone who loves reeling in a girthy catch.
Our Stubby Holder is the most popular, however treat the fishing enthusiast with the full range available on our website!
Adult Colouring Books
Gift some laugh-out-loud colouring time with our range of hilarious adult colouring books. Warning: these are NOT your average colouring in books.
Our humourous and creativity-inspiring colouring books include popular hits such as "The Big Book Of Wood" or "Aussie Swear Words", guaranteed to impress and cause heaps of laughs!
Offensive Pencils Colouring in Pencils
What colouring book would be complete with some inappropriate pencils to fill the pages in?
Add some spice to his or her colouring sessions with these offensive pencils. Great for a creative mind who isn’t afraid to colour outside the lines and boundaries.
Offensive Crayons
Similarly, our Offensive Crayons range are a hilarious alternative to the Pencils.
Featuring hilarious colour names such as "Menstrual Maroon", "Trophy Wife Gold", "Toxic Masculinity Taupe", and heaps more!
Barking Dog Man Product Range
We've all seen the legendary clip of old mate from A Current Affair recounting the classic story of when "those dogs came bounding over".
If you haven't, which rock have you been living under? Anyway - this design is so well-loved, we had to make a Christmas themed version of these products to keep the laughs going all year long.
Get the iconic Barking Dog Man design on heaps of our products, for the TV enthusiast in your life!
VB Longneck Stubby Holder
If you're a f**king fair dinkum full grown Aussie, this is what you'd frink for brekky, a f**king VB Longneck at 20 to 8 in the f**king morning.
Know someone who froths a VB? Get 'em the perfect gift with a message from an Aussie Icon. We're not political, but if this bloke was running for PM... count us in.
Get that up ya!
Bali Bin Chicken Shirt
An Australian Icon and protected species, there's nothing better than a Bin chicken telling you to get trashed.
Perfect for your mate that still doesn't shut up about their Bali trip last year, as if you couldn't already tell from the worn-out bintang singlet.
Last Minute Birthday Gifts
If you’ve left your Birthday Gift shopping to the last minute, we’ve got you covered! We offer an express postage upgrade for domestic orders, which means your gifts should be with you in just 2-3 working days. This is an estimate for metro areas only – rural locations may take longer.
It’ll still take 2-4 business days to pick, print, and pack your order, so if you’re looking for something quick and easy (*wink wink*), we also have a pick-up option for those of you living in sunny Bris-Vegas. You’ll just need to select ‘Pick Up’ as your delivery method, and our baboons will let you know when you can grab your order from our Woolloongabba HQ.