Naughty Christmas gifts

🏖️Looking to spice up your Xmas with naughty Christmas gifts? We have just the thing for you. Our collection of naughty Xmas gifts will make your day a little more funny, and who knows—you might even get a reward for being so thoughtful 😉Yay!

Our inappropriate Christmas gifts include suction-mounted soap bars in the shape of enormous penises, calendars featuring phallic-shaped natural wonders, “tea bagging” mugs, and a whole lot more. Our products are designed to be risque and funny, so that your Christmas morning can be started with a laugh. You can show them off to your adult friends too of course—who wouldn’t want to advertise their brand new Big Barry stubby cooler?

Our products are designed and manufactured in good old Oz, so you can be sure of their quality. They’ll last for many Christmases and beyond.

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Our naughty XMas gifts

We have an awesome variety of naughty Christmas gifts for him and her, including these super-naughty offerings:


Genital Soaps

stick your penis soap on the mirror, and give it a good rub when you’re washing your hands. Or put our vagina soap into a dish and do the same. Crikey.


Greeting Cards

have you ever opened a card and had a paper penis thrust into your face? Well, now you can. We provide a few other filthy options too, to give your significant other a sexy surprise.


Mugs

heat reveal mugs with dicks and balls on them. Or mugs that tell your partner that you want to touch their butts all the time. Excellent.


Clothes

We sell all sorts of cool threads from women’s T-shirts and jumpers to men’s tanks and caps, and all have some sort of wacky, humorous and often dark, twisted twist.



Your partner will love our inappropriate Christmas gifts

Our funny, inappropriate Christmas gifts are designed for your romantic partner. You could give a “spank me” bath bomb to your mother, but we’re not sure how it would go down, and we would recommend you read a little about Sigmund Freud’s theories. To stay on the safe side, you may want to keep these pressies for your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, or wife. Fiance’s work too of course. Anyone who you regularly get jiggy with who has a grubby sense of humour.

We have tons of funny, naughty Christmas gifts for her, as well as gifts for him. Surprise your lover on Xmas morning with something a little bit unconventional—nobody wants to open another pair of boring underwear! Fill your stockings with some of our rude Xmas gifts instead, and make the day a spicy one.


Inappropriate Xmas gifts for couples

Couples love our rude Xmas gifts and keep coming back every year. They are the perfect stocking fillers and the best possible way to start your present-opening bonanza, before you drink too much beer and goon and fall asleep in the swimming pool.

For the kids, it’s all about being on Santa’s nice list. But for us adults, we know that being nice is nowhere near as fun as being naughty, and that naughty Christmases are the best Christmases! This is even more true when shared with the person you call your lover. Make your YuleTide a bit more bawdy this year with a big surprise on Christmas morning—for the male friend in your life or buy naughty Christmas gifts for your wife and amp up the action.


Rude Christmas Gifts - FAQs

  • 1. How long will it take to get my naughty Christmas gifts?

    Place your order and before you know it, you’ll get that tingly feeling in your (ahem) stomach, when your goods are delivered. We generally deliver within one to four business days via Australia Post. If you’re super-keen, choose Express Post (2 to 3 business day delivery) or wait a little longer to increase the anticipation and receive them via Standard Post between 4 and 8 business days. Rural and international deliveries will take a little longer, so get your Chrissy pressie list ready early!

  • 2. What’s your favourite inappropriate Xmas gift?

    We don’t like to pick favourites, but if you insist, the inappropriate Xmas gift we like the most is our Pocket Rocket Hand-Y Soap. It’s probably the filthiest and funniest adult product we sell—imagine seeing your friends' faces when they see that monstrosity stuck to your bathroom mirror. Gold!

  • 3. Are your naughty Christmas gifts just for Christmas?

    No way! While some of our products are definitely short-lived (like our bath bombs and greeting cards), others will last for years. Our clothing is made from 100% combed cotton and can be worn on all kinds of adult occasions, although we’d probably draw the line at funerals. Similarly, our rude novelty mugs are made to last for years, and will be home to many a caffeinated drink until they’re accidentally smashed to smithereens. These products are Christmas-themed, but you can use them all year round.

  • 4. How rude are your naughty Xmas gifts, exactly?

    They’re pretty damn rude. Our naughty Santa Christmas gifts include soaps of private parts, T-shirts with dinosaurs who “lickalottapus,” cards that surprise you with enormous phalluses, and tons more. They’re obviously not used for real sexy purposes, but instead are made to lighten the Christmas mood with something a little dirty and risque. Please don’t use our products in that way because they are definitely not designed for it, and the last thing you want is an embarrassing trip to the hospital when you should be eating your bodyweight in prawns. The goal of our naughty, novelty Christmas gifts is to make your partner laugh, which is certainly more fun than receiving a bottle of fancy shower gel or another pair of socks.

  • 5. Where are your naughty Xmas gifts made?

    Our funny, rude Christmas gifts are dreamt up by our team of design baboons right here in Australia. When they come up with a winning product, they’re then sent to our manufacturing baboons, who are also in Australia. Our products are Australian through and through, and made from high quality materials that last.