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The surprise dong seen ‘round the world. Now in a hilarious, 3D joke birthday card!
The front cover offers the celebratory message to the birthday boy or girl, “I WOOD like to wish you a BARRY Happy Birthday!” Upon opening this wonderfully inappropriate pop up card, the far-from-flacid meme, Wood Sitting on a Bed, grows from the center into a full, three dimensional view. Lucky for prudes, the man meat is censored. Get a triple-XL laugh with this gem of a greeting card.
If they know this man, this is a gold star gift.
Perfect Occasions:
Dirty birthday cards for best friend, gag gift for boyfriend/girlfriend, naughty cards for wife/husband, erotic penis cards for women/men, offensive card for him/her, adult joke dick card for any occasion, and more.
What’s inside:
Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
Front cover: “I WOOD like to wish you a BARRY Happy Birthday!”
Inside of card: Funny, pop up Barry Wood meme
All cards are stocked in Australia for super fast shipping nation wide! 🦘

All items are shipped from the Spicy HQ in Brisbane Australia.
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