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These PAWsome pens are sure to get tails wagging & ensure no cat people are BARKING up the wrong tree when they come to chat about their sub-par dog (they would call it a cat). Make sure you can write down all your FUR-real ideas so you can FETCH them when you need them, our Dog People Pens are top-dogs of the canine writing world!🐕
This 5-pack of pens features hilarious phrases like "I was told there would be dogs" and "I like big mutts and I cannot lie," and are the perfect way to express your love for your canine companion. Get yours today and show off your love for your furry friend in style!
Stocked locally in Brisbane for quick delivery Aus-wide!
Phrases Include:
» I work hard so my dog can have nice things
» Sorry I can't. I have plans with my dog
» I was told there would be dogs
» I like big mutts and I cannot lie
» Tell your dog I said hi
All items are shipped from the Spicy HQ in Brisbane Australia.
Australian Delivery
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*Times can vary during seasonal gifting times. For any delivery issues with tracked service, please lodge a ticket with Aus Post and send us your reference number to follow up.
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