If your loved one is aging like fine wine but they're as blind as a bat, show them some love with a reminder that it's perfectly natural to start seeing blurred text everywhere they go!
Warning: Results from this Crop Top may vary from prolonged sadness to instant rage. Gift at your own discretion.
Relaxed fit, Crew neck, Mid weight 100% combed cotton (heathers 15% viscose)
Short body, dropped shoulders, neck ribbing, side seamed, shoulder to shoulder tape, double needle hems, preshrunk to minimise shrinkage
🦘✅ 100% Australian Owned ✅ Aussie Designers ✅ Aussie Printers | 𝟗𝟖% 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤*!
| Location |
Standard |
Express |
|---|---|---|
| Australia |
4-8 business days |
1-3 business days |
| New Zealand | 10-15 business days | N/A |
| Rest of World | 14-21 business days | N/A |
Free standard delivery for orders over $99 for Australian customers.
Ordered the wrong size? No problem!
Shoot us an email or call within 14 days of receiving your spicy merch and we will organise an exchange.
Not at least 98% happy with your gear?
Then we are not happy either. Contact us within 14 days of receiving and we will provide you with a full refund.
All returned items must be unworn and unwashed for us to process an exchange or refund.