Holy 💩 You're Old 👵🏻👴🏻- 3D Inappropriate Greeting Card

Are your friends & family getting up there in age? We've got just the card! This colourful and fun 3D card not only makes fun of their age and makes them think about how old they're getting... it then makes up for it by calling them the shit (in a good way) sending them down an emotional rollercoaster. Not sure if they will be mad or happy about it, but that's your issue to deal with!

Perfect Occasions:

Mainly for birthdays but nobody is going to stop you giving this to anybody self-conscious about their age any day of the year!

What’s inside:

Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
Front cover: Text reads, “Holy Crap You’re Old”
Inside of card: Text reads, “But you’re still the shit” with pop up rainbow shit

All cards are stocked in Australia for super fast shipping nation wide! 🦘

All items are shipped from the Spicy HQ in Brisbane Australia. 

Australian Delivery

• Standard Aus Post (Tracked) - 4-8 Business days* to most Australian towns, please allow longer for rural delivery.
  
• Express Aus Post (Tracked) - 2-3 Business days* to all of Australia.   
  
• Domestic Letter Aus Post (Un-Tracked) - Shipped via standard letterbox postal service. No tracking provided and allow up to 10 business days* for delivery.  Not recommended for time sensitive orders & only available on small items. 

New Zealand Delivery

• Shipped with Australia Post and handed off to local operators (primariy NZ Post). Typical delivery time is 4-8 business days*.

International Shipping 

• Shipped with Australia Post and handed off to local operators. Times vary by country, please calculate your shipping time* on the Australia Post website HERE. (https://auspost.com.au/parcels-mail/calculate-postage-delivery-times) Shipping origin is Brisbane, Australia.   

*Times can vary during seasonal gifting times. For any delivery issues with tracked service, please lodge a ticket with Aus Post and send us your reference number to follow up. 

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Email

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