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Are your friends & family getting up there in age? We've got just the card! This colourful and fun 3D card not only makes fun of their age and makes them think about how old they're getting... it then makes up for it by calling them the shit (in a good way) sending them down an emotional rollercoaster. Not sure if they will be mad or happy about it, but that's your issue to deal with!
Perfect Occasions:
Mainly for birthdays but nobody is going to stop you giving this to anybody self-conscious about their age any day of the year!
What’s inside:
Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
Front cover: Text reads, “Holy Crap You’re Old”
Inside of card: Text reads, “But you’re still the shit” with pop up rainbow shit
All cards are stocked in Australia for super fast shipping nation wide! 🦘

All items are shipped from the Spicy HQ in Brisbane Australia.
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*Times can vary during seasonal gifting times. For any delivery issues with tracked service, please lodge a ticket with Aus Post and send us your reference number to follow up.
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