Naughty Bear 🐻 - 3D Inappropriate Greeting Card

Well isn’t this teddy bear sneaky AF!

For Valentine’s Day, make your (obviously) better half-smile with this adult 3D greeting card. The front cover features a smiley brown bear holding an “I Love You” candy heart. What’s that? Naughty bear wants something else. As your significant other opens this inappropriate pop-up card, the cuddle bug inside pops a raging, no-foreplay boner. Classic.

If your act of kindness inspires two or more whole minutes of lovemaking, leave the card open. Bad Bear likes to watch.

Perfect Occasions:

Funny Valentine’s Day cards for boyfriend or girlfriend, dirty Anniversary cards for husband or wife, adult I’m Sorry (Forgive Me) cards for couples, mature 3D greeting cards for spouse, and more.


What’s Inside:

Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
Inside of card: Pop up 3D teddy bear with a loving message and a massive long & hard surprise!🍆

All cards are stocked in Australia for super fast shipping nation wide! 🦘

All items are shipped from the Spicy HQ in Brisbane Australia. 

Australian Delivery

• Standard Aus Post (Tracked) - 4-8 Business days* to most Australian towns, please allow longer for rural delivery.
  
• Express Aus Post (Tracked) - 2-3 Business days* to all of Australia.   
  
• Domestic Letter Aus Post (Un-Tracked) - Shipped via standard letterbox postal service. No tracking provided and allow up to 10 business days* for delivery.  Not recommended for time sensitive orders & only available on small items. 

New Zealand Delivery

• Shipped with Australia Post and handed off to local operators (primariy NZ Post). Typical delivery time is 4-8 business days*.

International Shipping 

• Shipped with Australia Post and handed off to local operators. Times vary by country, please calculate your shipping time* on the Australia Post website HERE. (https://auspost.com.au/parcels-mail/calculate-postage-delivery-times) Shipping origin is Brisbane, Australia.   

*Times can vary during seasonal gifting times. For any delivery issues with tracked service, please lodge a ticket with Aus Post and send us your reference number to follow up. 

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