For Valentine’s Day, make your (obviously) better half-smile with this adult 3D greeting card. The front cover features a smiley brown bear holding an “I Love You” candy heart. What’s that? Naughty bear wants something else. As your significant other opens this inappropriate pop-up card, the cuddle bug inside pops a raging, no-foreplay boner. Classic.
If your act of kindness inspires two or more whole minutes of lovemaking, leave the card open. Bad Bear likes to watch.
Funny Valentine’s Day cards for boyfriend or girlfriend, dirty Anniversary cards for husband or wife, adult I’m Sorry (Forgive Me) cards for couples, mature 3D greeting cards for spouse, and more.
Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm) Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm) Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm) Inside of card: Pop up 3D teddy bear with a loving message and a massive long & hard surprise!🍆
All cards are stocked in Australia for super fast shipping nation wide! 🦘
Our baboons prepare or print your products within 1-4 business days from Brisbane, Australia. Please allow for production time + shipping time.
All shipping is done via Australia Post Standard service = 4-8 business days for delivery Express service = 2-3 business days for delivery *Rural locations may take longer