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Let's face it, being a parent can be tough. But that doesn't mean you can't have a laugh about it! Parenting Pens are the perfect way to add some humour and light-heartedness to those hectic parenting moments.
This 5-pack of pens features classic Aussie parenting phrases that we all know and love (or maybe just love to hate), like "I'll give you something to cry about," the ultimate threat of discipline. And when your kids just won't listen, there's always the good old "Because I said so" to fall back on.
Stocked locally in Brisbane for quick delivery Aus-wide!
Phrases Include:
» I'll give you something to cry about
» Because I said so
» Go the f*ck to sleep
» I will turn this car around
» Don't make me count to three
All items are shipped from the Spicy HQ in Brisbane Australia.
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