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Does your Dad spend waaaaaaayyy to much timer sitting on the loo? Then it's about time he was given this poo timer! Because any more than 5 min's is scientifically and medically bad for you!
As seen on USA "Shark Tank" and born on 🌈 Kickstarter, this explosively funny gag gift is a unique and fun ⏳ 5-minute sand timer for your favorite 💩 stinker. No more 40-minute poop breaks Dad!
Shipped from Brisbane, Australia straight to your door, super quick & spicy fresh! 🚚
⏳ Runs for about five minutes
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How long does your loved Dad spend in the bathroom actually doing their business? Help them keep things moving with our nifty device. |
💫 Just spin to set
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We've concocted a special new blend of unicorn magic and gravity that makes the Toilet Timer easy to set. Want to sit for 10 minutes? Just flip it again! |
All items are shipped from the Spicy HQ in Brisbane Australia.
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*Times can vary during seasonal gifting times. For any delivery issues with tracked service, please lodge a ticket with Aus Post and send us your reference number to follow up.
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