







Touch Your Butt đđ - 3D Inappropriate Greeting Card
The Touch Your Butt Pop-Up Card â romance is dead, but this horny octopus is very much alive. The front hits you with: âI wish I was an octopus...â Cute, right? Then you open it and BAM â a giant 3D octopus explodes out, ready to grope with all eight hands and zero shame. Itâs absurd. Itâs sexy. Itâs tentacle-level thirst. đđđŠ
Perfect Occasions:
Anniversaries, Valentineâs Day, horny Thursdays, or any time you wanna say âI love you... and your buttâ eight times over.
Whatâs inside:
Card size: 15cm x 20cm
Envelope size: 16cm x 21cm
Includes Note card insert for handwritten message: 9cm x 14cm
All cards are stocked in Australia for super fast shipping nation wide! đŠ