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Two F*cking Deer 🫎 - 3D Inappropriate Greeting Card
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$19.95
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Description
Behold: The Two F*cking Deer Pop-Up Card – because nothing says “I care” quite like majestic woodland creatures gettin’ busy mid-forest frolic. Open this innocent-looking card and BAM! Two deer doin' the dirty like it’s mating season and they’ve got no shame. Perfect for weddings, anniversaries, or just screwing with your in-laws. Classy? No. Unforgettable? Hell yes. 🦌💦
Perfect Occasions:
It's a birthday card, fathers day card... you name it! This card can be used for all occasions!
What’s inside:
Card size: 15cm x 20cm
Envelope size: 16cm x 21cm
Includes Note card insert for handwritten message: 9cm x 14cm
All cards are stocked in Australia for super fast shipping nation wide! 🦘
Shipping & Delivery
All items are shipped from the Spicy HQ in Brisbane Australia.
Australian Delivery
- Standard Aus Post (Tracked) - 4-8 Business days* to most Australian towns, please allow longer for rural delivery.
- Express Aus Post (Tracked) - 2-3 Business days* to all of Australia.
- Domestic Letter Aus Post (Un-Tracked) - Shipped via standard letterbox postal service. No tracking provided and allow up to 10 business days* for delivery. Not recommended for time sensitive orders & only available on small items.
New Zealand Delivery
- Shipped with Australia Post and handed off to local operators (primariy NZ Post). Typical delivery time is 4-8 business days*.
International Shipping
- Shipped with Australia Post and handed off to local operators. Times vary by country, please calculate your shipping time* on the Australia Post website HERE. (https://auspost.com.au/parcels-mail/calculate-postage-delivery-times) Shipping origin is Brisbane, Australia.
*Times can vary during seasonal gifting times. For any delivery issues with tracked service, please lodge a ticket with Aus Post and send us your reference number to follow up.
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Two F*cking Deer 🫎 - 3D Inappropriate Greeting Card
Regular price
$19.95
Hear From Our Happy Customers
Customer Reviews
Overall rating: 4.7 / 5 from 14 reviews.
I absolutely love your cards! I bought this card for my Mum to give to my aunt. Every year they have a "card off" to see who can out do each other woth the funniest card. My aunt's birthday is in October and I think your card will definitely be the winner this year lol I will send you an update in October lol
Its a card…Its same as the picture…
Order did not arrive in time for Mother’s Day, even though it was paid for 3 weeks prior to the day. Not response from company after multiple emails, phone calls and text messages. Will never suggest this company to anyone.
Great quality card was Barry happy with it
Just what I needed. Everyone loved it.
Great
Got 2, people I gave them were stoked. I like how it comes with a notepad inside so they can give it to the next person without ruining the actual card, theyre high quality which went against what I expected. Definetly found them worthwhile :)
The design is awesome, very happy.
Awesome
My partner loved his cards and gifts for Valentine’s Day
Hilarious! Exactly as pictured, recipient loved it.
Love it, quality is amazing!
Always great products
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