Unfortunate 🥠🎉 - 3D Inappropriate Greeting Card

The Unfortunate Pop-Up Card – starts with good vibes, ends with brutal honesty. The front sweetly says “Wishing you good fortune on your birthday”... then you open it and BAM – a giant 3D fortune cookie appears, brutally spitting the truth: “You’re beyond help.” It's the perfect mix of hope, disappointment, and birthday sass. Deliciously rude. 🥠🎉💀

Perfect Occasions:

Brutally honest birthdays, roasting your hopeless mates, or delivering tough love with a side of sass. Fortune: savage. Vibes: immaculate. 🥠🔥🎂

What’s inside:

Card size: 15cm x 20cm
Envelope size: 16cm x 21cm
Includes Note card insert for handwritten message: 9cm x 14cm

All cards are stocked in Australia for super fast shipping nation wide! 🦘

All items are shipped from the Spicy HQ in Brisbane Australia. 

Australian Delivery

• Standard Aus Post (Tracked) - 4-8 Business days* to most Australian towns, please allow longer for rural delivery.
  
• Express Aus Post (Tracked) - 2-3 Business days* to all of Australia.   
  
• Domestic Letter Aus Post (Un-Tracked) - Shipped via standard letterbox postal service. No tracking provided and allow up to 10 business days* for delivery.  Not recommended for time sensitive orders & only available on small items. 

New Zealand Delivery

• Shipped with Australia Post and handed off to local operators (primariy NZ Post). Typical delivery time is 4-8 business days*.

International Shipping 

• Shipped with Australia Post and handed off to local operators. Times vary by country, please calculate your shipping time* on the Australia Post website HERE. (https://auspost.com.au/parcels-mail/calculate-postage-delivery-times) Shipping origin is Brisbane, Australia.   

*Times can vary during seasonal gifting times. For any delivery issues with tracked service, please lodge a ticket with Aus Post and send us your reference number to follow up. 

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