Give your family and friends sore cheeks and bellies this Christmas with one of our ludicrous
presents, and make the good times even better. Our $50 Secret Santa gift ideas are all
designed by top-drawer Aussies and made with quality materials—our stuff doesn’t fall apart
after being worn and washed a few times. You can expect to see our ridiculous t-shirts,
mugs, and stubby coolers for plenty of Christmases. We truly believe we have the best Secret
Santa gifts under $50 that will make your Silly Season so much more, well, silly.
$50 is a solid budget for a Christmas gift, and we have over 200 hilarious items for you to
choose from, including the following:
Ahh, the quintessential novelty gift. We are proud to have some of the best and funniest
Christmas gifts that money can buy, which include bin chickens, Grumpy Cat, Kevin
McCallister, and tons of other recognisable memes and celebrities.
Beer is notoriously bad when warm, which is why stubby holders are such a genius invention.
Combine this with a funny meme and you have a winning combo.
Peaceful Winter settings, Jesus being laid gently into his cot by loving Mary, and Santa
leaving presents under the tree…are all examples of cards that we don’t have. Instead, you
can expect Big Barry’s sizable member, Ho’s in the house, and plenty of other comedy cards
that will raise a smile for your Secret Santa.
We have three excellent calendars that would make great Xmas gifts: Nature’s c**k shots, dogs
pooping in beautiful places, and Big Barry in a variety of fun places. Help your Secret
Santa plan their calendar with a laugh.
Get your Secret Santa’s face printed onto their own mug or stubby cooler, which they can whip
out every Christmas and be reminded of our bloody great you are.
Our novelty soap bar wishes you a Merry f**cking Christmas before you use it to scrub your
filthy body on the 25th, or any other day for that matter.
We put the fun back into the holidays with our $50 Secret Santa gift ideas
Secret Santa is supposed to be fun, which is why we created our collection of cheeky, risque
gifts. They’re full of shock value and intended to make the game a little more comical for
everyone involved. They are usually enjoyed by people who aren’t offended easily, with a
slightly dirty and foolish sense of humour.
Nobody wants to get another dull pair of socks for Christmas. If you buy this for your
Secret Santa, you’re probably showing a lack of imagination—and who wants that? Thankfully,
we have some of the best $50 Kris Kringle gift ideas that will have everyone in the room
The best Secret Santa gifts under $50
We have tons of repeat customers for a reason—people love our products and keep on gifting
them to people. We receive regular feedback on how much people love our items, so much that
we’ve had to tie weights on our ankles to keep us grounded, and ultra-tight beanies to keep
our heads small. It might be working, but probably not. Anyway, who needs to compete with
other sub-standards when we know we have the best Kris Kringle gifts under $50.
Here’s why we have the best Kris Kringle gifts under $50
Still not sure whether you buy one of our gifts? Here are the main reasons why we think
they’re worth it:
We don’t want to labour the point, but our gifts are designed to make people laugh. They’re
rude, tongue-in-cheek, and downright filthy in some cases. And we’re sure that your Secret
Santa will love one of them.
They can be put to good use
We don’t just sell novelty gifts. Our clothes, stubby coolers, calendars, and other products
all have a practical use, and can be used time and time again.
They are excellent value
All of our products are made with high quality materials that will last, which makes them
excellent value for your money.
They are Australian-made
Our products are designed and shipped from Australia, which means that you’re helping to
support a local Aussie company, and helping to keep our economy healthy. Go you!