As you may have noticed from our collection, our number one goal is to create original
products that make people laugh. We stamp some of the best memes, celebrities, jokes, and
other cultural funnies onto clothing, mugs, stubby coolers, even cushions, which can be
treasured and chuckled at whenever they are used.
Here are some of our funniest Valentine’s Day gifts for him:
Eggplant card
This card tells your man that you love him for his character, but that “P” is a really
huge bonus. What self-respecting man wouldn’t grin at that? We also drive home the point
with a big eggplant that pops up as you open it. It might even hit him in the face if
it’s close enough, which he may not like so much (or maybe he will 😏)
Toy story stubby cooler
Woody already has an inappropriate name, so why not contaminate the character further by
chucking him on a stubby cooler and have him declaring there’s a snake in his pants? If
the insinuation isn’t clear enough, his seedy expression might help.
Hitler mug
Evil men can love too. We chucked a rose into the mouth of Germany’s wurst and added a
possibly desperate request to “Be Mein.” But he does look pretty confident.
Big Barry puzzle
We’ve featured Big Barry’s and his enormous member on a beautiful heart-shaped puzzle,
and Cupid just about to pierce him with a love arrow. Whoever is nearby had better watch
out.
Longbottom hoodie
This is one of our favourites, and probably works as a gift for both men and women. It’s
Neville Longbottom telling you that he longs for your bottom, and it’s a
really-quite-lovely way of saying that your husband has a fantastic butt.
The finer things in life t-shirt
For the men who appreciate illicit things. This t-shirt has a heart, a cigarette through
it, some class As, and the quote “only way to my heart is a pinga and a dart.” What else
is there to say?
Unique and hilarious Valentine’s Day gifts for men
Let’s be honest, men can struggle with the lovey doveyness of Valentine’s Day. Lots of
them are emotional imbeciles who would rather jump off a cliff than express their love.
But what they are good at is being humorous fools, and our collection of Valentine’s Day
gifts for men taps into that perfectly. Most of them are more likely to appreciate a
gift that makes them laugh compared to a soppy gift that they can’t quite figure out.
Enter Spicy Baboon. Our Valentine’s Day gifts for men are designed with one thing in
mind: to make your man laugh. We achieve this by selecting some of the funniest cultural
references from Australian and around the world, and stamping them onto clothing, mugs,
and tons of other products. They’re funny, useful, and will remind your man that you
love him because you’ve tapped into one of the things that he likes most: laughing.
Isn’t that what Valentine’s Day is all about?
He’ll grin as he tears open a t-shirt and realises that he’s been rickrolled in clothing
form. He’ll laugh as he unpackages our notorious vagina-shaped soap, which he can use to
keep his filthy hands clean. He’ll roar as he opens a kangaroo car sticker that says
“I’d roo roo root ya.” Etc. etc.
Show your man that you love him by making him laugh this Valentine’s Day, he’ll
appreciate it.
Quality Valentine’s Day gifts for your husband or boyfriend
Our products are made to last. We don’t ever want to manufacture products that fall apart
with a few uses, because we genuinely value your business (and we’d love you to become
loyal customers). We want our t-shirts to be worn for years, our mugs to be filled with
coffee countless times, and our stubby coolers to be wrapped around thousands of beers.
So we make them with high quality materials that last.
Our cards are made from quality, high-grade paper. Our mugs are made with superior
porcelain and printed with premium ink, and the latter also goes for our t-shirts,
hoodies, tanks, and other clothes. Our soaps actually smell great, and really will help
your man to scrub his balls and ar*e clean. Every one of our products has been designed
and manufactured with quality in mind, because we know this is important to you as a
customer. But the proof is in the pudding: buy one of our products and see for yourself!
We sell some of the funniest Valentine’s Day gifts for him
Comedy is our forte, but there are plenty of other reasons to buy a Spicy Baboon gift for
your Valentine. Here are some of them:
They’re hilarious
Did we already mention this? Our Valentine’s Day gifts for him are designed to be funny,
and to give your man a much-needed chuckle. We achieve this by locking our marketing
baboons in a room and not letting them out until they have at least 20 new designs that
make us laugh. Don’t worry, they get paid handsomely for this.
They are durable
As mentioned above, we build our products to last. We never want to create anything that
falls apart after a few uses. It’s disappointing and it reflects terribly on us. So we
use premium materials for all of our products, and have honed our manufacturing
processes over the years to ensure that they can be used time and time again.
They’re useful
Pretty much all of our Valentine’s Day gifts for him are useful. You can wear our
t-shirts, jumpers, and hoodies, you can guzzle coffee from our mugs, you can chill your
beer with our stubby holders, you can brighten up your home with our meat & two veg
planter, etc. etc. Our Valentine’s Day gifts are funny and useful—what a bloody combo.
They are top value for money
The materials that we use for our products have been carefully selected so that they are
affordable, but high quality at the same time. We’ve also improved our manufacturing
processes over the years to reduce costs further, which allows us to sell premium
products at affordable prices. This makes them great value for money.
We are an Australian company
A strong Australian economy gives the Government more money for public services, which
helps to improve the quality of life for all Aussies. So buying from an Australian
company is important, and we are a 100% Aussie company whose hard-earned taxes go
towards supporting the country. We think that’s pretty damn important, and a good reason
why you should try to buy from Australian companies like us whenever you can. It keeps
the wealth inside Australia, and makes our country a bit better.
Valentine's Day gift ideas for him—types of products we sell
We sell the quintessential staple gifts for Valentine’s Day. They’re timeless classics
that allow us to display our jokes loudly and proudly. Here are the types of Valentine’s
Day gifts for him that we sell:
Valentine’s Day for him cards
We sell Valentine’s Day themed t-shirts, jumpers, and tank tops for men. You’ll find
items with Simpsons references, memes from The Office, Star Wars, the legend that is
Mike Tyson, and tons more. There’s something for every self-respecting bloke.
Valentine’s Day for men mugs
As unapologetic caffeine addicts, almost every male Aussie needs their coffee or tea fix
in the morning. And what better way to express your undying love than with a
personalised Valentine’s Day mug that tells your man that you want to touch his butt all
the time. Or a mug that reminds him that he’s your hunk of spunk. Maybe a mug that
reminds him that you love him more than Kanye loves Kanye. The list goes on. They’re all
funny and your partner will love them.
Puzzles
Puzzles are a great way to bond with your adorable man, and you can do so with a
love-themed specimen that features Big Barry, Bob Ross, or even your own custom-designed
puzzle that shows the two of you in a delicious embrace. Or maybe you slamming a pie
into his head. Whatever best expresses love for the two of you.
Soaps
Not the most traditional of Valentine’s Day gifts, but even stinky blokes are required to
freshen up from time to time. We sell soaps in the shapes of v**ginas, d**ks, glory hole
soaps, and even a bar of soap that smells like bacon. Just make sure he doesn’t try to
eat any of them.
Stickers
Our funny Valentine’s Day stickers can be stuck onto your fridge, car, computer monitor,
or anywhere that you want to display your love to the world. To be clear, they’re not
soppy in the slightest, but deliciously filthy, as we hope you might expect from our
products.
Stubby Coolers
At any given time of the day, at least 10,000 Australian men are drinking beer. Ok, we
just made that up, but it’s probably correct. Not a single one of these men are likely
to say “I’m enjoying drinking this warm beer,” which is one of the reasons we created
our collection of funny stubby coolers, which includes a bunch of Valentine’s Day themed
items that can be the perfect gift for your man on the 14th of Feb.
