The mighty elixir of Australia, GOON! Get the box, slap it on your head and declare yourself the king of goon after a round of goon of fortune. 🤙🍷☠️ Fruity Lexia makes you sexier 😉
Goon sack, Goon bag, Goonie, Bag of death, Boxie, Box monster, all acceptable names for the fine wine. It even comes with a pillow for the end of the night!
Comfortable 100% combed cotton mid weight shirt with crew neck and double hems. Preshrunk to minimise shrinkage with a high quality digital print. Wash, wear & repeat, your spicy merch is built to last.
🦘✅ 100% Australian Owned ✅ Aussie Designers ✅ Aussie Printers | Printed on demand and shipped to your door, spicy fresh! 𝟗𝟖% 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤*!
Ordered the wrong size? No problem! Shoot us an email or call within 14 days of receiving your spicy merch and we will organise an exchange.
Not at least 98% happy with your merch? Then we are not happy either. Contact us within 14 days of receiving and we will provide you with a full refund.
All returned items must be unworn and unwashed for us to process an exchange or refund.
Our baboons prepare or print your products within 1-4 business days from Brisbane, Australia. Please allow for production time + shipping time.
All shipping is done via Australia Post Standard service = 4-8 business days for delivery Express service = 2-3 business days for delivery *Rural locations may take longer