Our awesome Christmas gift ideas
Christmas is a time for good cheer, and every one of our Christmas gift ideas is designed to make people laugh. Here are the gift ideas that we have in our collection:
Christmas Mugs
Ahh, the classic Christmas gift. We’re all unapologetic caffeine addicts who need receptacles to guzzle our coffee and tea from, and what better way to get your fix than from a hilarious Christmas-themed mug? We have mugs with Samuel L.Jackson wishing you a “merry motherf**cking Christmas,” mugs with Australian legend Steve Irwin manhandling a Christmas tree the way he would manhandle a one tonne croc, mugs that declare to the world that “DIE HARD IS MY FAVOURITE MOVIE” (as if it was in any doubt), mugs with tiny Dagestanian legend Hasbulla putting his dukes up, and a whole lot more. They’re all funny, and they all make Christmas a bit more jolly. We also have personalised mugs that you can plaster people’s faces and names onto, to give them a nice little ego boost as they sip their caffeine.
Christmas stubby holders
No other country has embraced the glorious stubby holder the way Australia has. And for good reason. It’s bloody scorching here, and we are notorious beer drinkers who understand the importance of keeping them cold. Who wants to drink a warm beer?!
If your dad, brother, or mate is going to put a rubber jacket onto their beer, it may as well have something funny and Christmasy on it, to show people how cool they are. In our collection, you can find a stubby holder with Kath & Kim wishing you a noice Christmas (ya ho-ho-hornbag), Rabid Ray Graham barking like the absolute animal that he is, Grumpy Cat refusing to dash through the newly laid powder with a resounding “no,” and tons more hilarious items that people love. Our Christmas stubby holders are some of our most popular products, and people come back year after year for our new designs.
Xmas jigsaw puzzles
Did you know that jigsaw puzzles actually have a ton of health benefits? They increase your IQ level and problem solving skills, boost your short term memory, exercise both sides of your brain, improve your greater attention to detail, and more. And if someone in your family enjoys a relaxing jigsaw puzzle, they’re sure to laugh when they rip open our Big Barry Christmas jigsaw, and witness his monumental member dangling around with some presents. He has a lovely Xmas hat on too. And as an added bonus, the jigsaw can be completed from the outside in and converge onto you-know-what. Save the best till last, we say.
Prank Christmas cards
You can pack a lot into 365 days, which is why a comedy calendar could be a great gift for your Secret Santa. We have a few to choose from.
Novelty Xmas soaps
If you have to scrub yourself clean each day, why not spice up the experience with a bar of soap that wishes you a Merry F**king Christmas? We even stamp “100% handmade s**t” on the back, to remind you that you’re using high quality stuff. These soaps may be novelty, but they’re also made with genuinely awesome ingredients that kill germs and make you smell damn delicious. You want to smell delicious on Christmas, don’t you? Our novelty Christmas soap is funny and practical.
Christmas t-shirts
People can’t possibly wear non-Christmas t-shirts on the 25th December. There should be a law against it. And thankfully, they don’t have to. We have a large variety of awesome Christmas t-shirts that contain the funniest cultural references you can find. If the person you’re buying for is a boxing fan, they can have Mike Tyson’s terrifying grin surrounded in a delightful Christmas wreath, wishing people a “Merry Chrithmith.” If they like the VB-drinking council worker who knows exactly what to drink at 20 to 8 in the morning, they can have that unfortunate man emblazoned across their chest. Or if they want to remind people that Christmas is actually about Jesus’s birth, they can have a delightful “Birthday Boy” picture of Jesus holding some celebratory balloons. Plus there’s more, so many more.
Xmas tank tops
Australian Christmas is ridiculously hot. Way too hot for sleeves. That’s why we created a selection of funny Christmas tank tops, so you can buy a suitably-cool pressie for your friends or family, which they can chuck on and be hilarious while celebrating Xmas. In our extension selection, you’ll find tank tops with Michael Buble turned into a Christmas bauble, sparkling festive Christmas trees that encourage you to get lit, Hermione explaining how to say the word “mimosa” because you’re too stupid to say it properly, a Ricky & Morty Christmas-themed tank to celebrate one of the funniest shows of the decade, and tons more.
Christmas crop tops
On a similar note to tank tops, most ladies would prefer not to wear a fully-sleeved top when it’s 32°C outside. So we made loads of funny Christmas crop tops so they can be cool and comical. In our collection, you’ll find crop tops with a predictably confused Yoda “wishing you a Merry Christmas I do,” crop tops with Mr Clause and Mrs Claus getting drunk with their pet Ibis, crop tops with two delicately-shaped tinsel tits complete with dangling colourful baubles, and tons more funnies that put the laughs back into Christmas. They’re an excellent Christmas gift idea that will have the whole family laughing.
We have some of the most original Christmas present ideas you’ll find
Predictability is dull. Nobody wants to receive a boring pair of winter-themed socks on Christmas day. They want to get something original, funny, and that can actually be used and enjoyed. Our Christmas present ideas offer all this and more, with Xmas t-shirts, stubby holders, mugs, and tons more comical pressies that contain some of the best cultural references you can find in Straya.
Our team are proud of our funny Christmas presents, and we love coming up with new ideas each year, seeing what works, and seeing what doesn’t. Which of our baboons will produce next year’s best-seller? Or next year’s flop? It’s a question that spurns their creativity and allows them to come up with some of the most original Christmas present ideas you’ll find on the internet.
Our Christmas gifts are designed with one goal in mind: to make people laugh
“Let’s have a really boring Christmas this year.” Said nobody ever. Most of us want Xmas to be fun, which is why we created our selection of funny Christmas gifts, to put the laughs back into the 25th December.
Christmas is a time for bonding with your friends and family, and there’s no better way than to do it a good old hearty chuckle. Our clever marketers have delved into their brains and produced some of the most silly and entertaining Christmas gifts you can imagine, ranging from the innocent to the downright sinful—something for everyone! Ultimately, we want people to rip open one of our Christmas gifts, throw back their head, and produce the most horrendously-witchy cackle that ever came from a human.
All of our Xmas gift ideas are made right here in Australia
Every Xmas gift idea that we create is made in Australia. They are conjured up by our creative marketing baboons, and brought to life by our magical design baboons before being sent off for manufacturing. Supporting local Australian businesses is important. It strengthens our economy, and increases the Government’s capacity to provide quality public services like schools, hospitals, roads—everything! It keeps the wealth inside Australia where it can be used to make our country a better place to live for everybody. And if that isn’t important, we don’t know what is.
The Christmas presents in our collection are made from the very best materials
The Christmas presents that we create are made from high-quality materials that last. We don’t want our products to fall apart after just a few uses—that isn’t what we’re about. Instead, we want to build a reputation for producing quality items that people can use time and time again, where people will happily become repeat customers because they know our products are good value. To achieve this, we only use high-quality materials for all of our products, including:
Clothing
We use 100% combed cotton for our clothing, double-needle hems, and even preshrink them so that you aren’t disappointed when your washing machine makes them smaller. Our Christmas gift clothing lasts.
Cards
We use high-grade paper and quality ink that looks shiny and glorious.
They last for ages
We aren’t about making tat that falls apart after a few uses. That’s why we use high-quality materials for all of our products. We want them to be enjoyed repeatedly!
Mugs
Our mugs are made from top-notch porcelain and printed with high-grade ink. You can even put them into the dishwasher and microwave.
Stubby coolers
Our stubby coolers are made with neoprene: a material that traps the cold and keeps your booze super-chilled.
Five solid reasons why our Christmas gifts are the best
Here at Spicy Baboon, we’re proud of the Christmas gifts that we make. The festive period is one of our busiest, and our products fly off their metaphorical shelves. Here are five good reasons why our products are awesome:
They’re really funny
Did we mention this yet? Comedy is the foundation of Spicy Baboon, and we produce some of the funniest Christmas gifts you’ll find. They use references from popular memes, celebrities, and other cultural icons that are instantly recognisable and hilarious. They make Christmas more fun, which is what it’s all about!
They are durable and last for ages
We use high-quality materials for all of our products because we want people to get plenty of use out of them. That means sturdy mugs, firm stubby coolers, clothing that feels lovely to the touch, and more. You’ll be able to use our Christmas gifts every single year, even throughout the year if you want to keep the festive spirit.
They are useful
Our Christmas gifts aren’t just silly and pointless, most of them have a genuine use for practical everyday living, whether that’s having to wear clothes, keeping your booze chilled, whiling away the hours with a puzzle, or another of our glorious products. They’re practical, festive, and funny—what a combo.
They are excellent value
We’ve honed our design and manufacturing process to the point where we can offer high-quality products at affordable prices. That means more fun for friends and family without breaking the bank. Marvellous.
We are an Australian company
We mentioned this briefly already, but we are a local Australian business. As one of our patrons, you’re helping to strengthen the local and national economy, and making Australia a nicer place to live in the process. Bonza!
Other things to get for Christmas
If you’re still racking your brains for something to buy for your friend or family member, here are some other presents they might like:
A real live dolphin
Everyone loves dolphins, so why not buy them a full-grown specimen for their backyard? You’ll probably need to convert the entire thing into a tank, but we assume they’re worth it. They’ll be able to swim with dolphins everyday—how lovely is that?
A professionally-written Tinder profile
Nothing says love like a professionally-written Tinder profile. Hire a top writer and get them to pen a profile that will make the ladies’ or mens’ jaws drop and swipe right without a moment’s hesitation.
A bunch of flowers in the shape of a d**k
This sounds like something that we might sell, but we prefer not to dabble in plants because many of our baboons have chronic hay fever. Receiving a bunch of delightful flowers in the shape of a d**k is surely an excellent present for any self-respecting lady or man. Visit your local florist and ask them to make this glorious phallic creation.
The entire back catalogue of Kath & Kim
They’re Australian comedy legends, and for good reason. Getting your friend or family member Kath & Kim’s entire back catalogue of funnies is surely an excellent present, and one that will put you into their good books for years.